“ too bad i don't know how to cook for shit”

1 Can't you restrain yourself? 

2 seriously? don't you have anything better to do? 

3 host, i finally found you! (π o π) 

4 so, you're my new assistant? 

5 who are you talking to? 

6 "what's your type?" "you" 

7 "it was nice being the favourite once" 

8 too much work. 

9 well, i never thought I'd be proud of you– 

10 INTRODUCTION. 

11 "you better buy a car" 

12 "believe in yourself" 

13 "out of sight out of mind" 

14 "i am your maid after all~" 

15 "you get to keep your life and I get to keep my job" 

16 INTRODUCTION 

17 “you're making my job hard” 

18 “finally i can live alone” 

19 “i never thought I would be exploited like this” 

20 “food is meant to nurture the body not torture it.” 

21 “ too bad i don't know how to cook for shit” 

22 Draft 

23 “survival insticts of literal grass” 

24 lalalallaalal~ 

25 “um, I'm not interested in humans”. 