Scarf the merchant

Scarf:You are a cursed and no matter how many times you get killed you will ressurect.

Listen all you have to know that this world is a living nightmare,everything wants to kill everything and the only possible way to stop this and break your curse is to kill the demon lord,the most powerful king ever existed.

Prisoner: ...

Scarf: ....

What?

Prisoner:How am i supposed to kill the most powerful creation in existense?!

Scarf:There are souls in your body.

These souls make you strong.

The more you have the stronger you will become and it is aslo money,you can buy equiqment with it.

Here i'll give you these.

Scarf try to reach in his coat.

Prisoner:What are you doing?

Scarf:I want to show you something.

Prisoner:Oh i think we both know what that means

Scarf:...what?!

Prisoner:Old pervert...

Scarf:what..what are you..

Prisoner:...

Scarf:I am the pervert ??I am not the one who walks butt *****.

Prisoner:Beacuse i don't have clothes!!

Scarf:You know what forget it, i wanted to give you my dagger an clothes but that's it you'll have to buy it!!!

Prisoner:oh... omm have i ever told you how handsome you are?

Scarf:...You know i know that you playing me but you are right!!

Here put this on!

Prisoner:This just a rag but atleast i'm not ***** anymore..

Scarf: Listen go to the end of this ruin,

kill the monster there and you will receive

a special gift from me.

Prisoner:How do you have all these things?

Scarf:I'm a merchant you can buy stuff from me.

I mean you can if you make it to the end..

Hehe...

As he said this the old man turned into ash and the wind blow him away.

Prisoner:What a weird guy.

Anyway let's kill that monster with my dagg..

Wait..where...wha..

He forgot to give it to me!!!!

Old man in the distance

heheeh!!

Prisoner:Ahh whatever..

I'm a man,i don't need a weapon to kill something.

As the young man walked he heard a noise

coming from the dark.

Skeleton1:arrdghhggghh.

(I really like your skin honey, it's so stinky)

Skeleton2: arruhh..

(Oh thank you honey you noticed,i used fresh rat blood on it)

Skeleton1:arhhgggg

(I love you so much)

Skeleton2:uhhhsrrrgh

(Oh i love you too)

As they said this the cute undead gay couple started to make out.

Prisoner:What in the world is going on here?

The prisoner picked up a rock and throwed it to them.

Prisoner:I don't know what is happening but i need to get through these 2.

Skeleton2: arhhggh.

(That's really rude dude can't you see we are busy)

Skeleton1:AAAARRGHH

(I'll take care of him)

The skeleton took out his bow and pointed at the young man.

Prisoner:I know what you think,let's shoot the asshole but...

Skeelton2:aarrrgh.

(Headshot)

The prisoner fell to the ground and died.

Skeleton1:uhhrrg

(You are so hot when you do that.)

The young man ressurected.

Prisoner:Damn it!!

How should i get through??

Quickly think,what do gay man love?

Hmm...

Muscles!!!

Thank god that i am ripped..

Prisoner:heyy.

Skeleton1:Pointed his arrow at him.

The young man took off his suit and smiled at them.

Skeleton2:arrghh?

(Do you think he wants to?)

Skeleton1:arr.

(Yeah and i'm actually down to it.)

Skeleton2:arrrghhh?

(What did you just said!?)

Skselton1:uuurgh.

(Well hon,i think we should-)

Skeleton2:ARRRRGHH!?

(AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE?)

skeletom1:arrhh...

(I didn't said that that..)

Prisoner:here comes my chance!!!

The young man picked a rock up and smashed the skeleton head.

Skeleton2:ororrog

(Noooo!)

Ahhhha..

(Why why did you do that, i loved him)

The undead started to cry.

Prisoner:...

The young man grabbed the skeleton head

and smashed his head to the wall.

Prisoner:...Well that was quite an experience...

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