Getting Sucked Sucks

Hello, I am Kyle, 18 years old. A middle schooler. A sleepyhead and a lazy one at that, as well as ugle and a pervert. In short, my life's a shit.

No parents, no relatives, abandoned trailer as a home, stole money for school, no last name, a grade ranging from 70 to 80, roughly no friends except for a mel, the cat I am living with, and no girlfriend (since birth). This is the summary of my entire pathetic life.

Although I am a waste, I have a dream that is why I am still in school despite my age. Even though I am a robber, I want to be a police. I want to repay the police that guided me to the trailer and gave me a pillow. Talked to me and listened to me. I want to be like him but I am not smart or hardworking. And so I am fucked.

No one wants to talk to me and I don't want to talk to them. I just wanna go to the arcade and play pacman.

First day of school, I tidyed up and bathe myself in a drum of accumulated rainwater. As I poured the bucket into my head and looked up in the sky to feel the water in my face, I see a tiny circle right above me. The tiny circle got bigger and starts to spin. Then it got so big the is engulfed the town. I got the feeling that its center is getting closer to me, and I was right. A natural phenomenon is is getting closer to me and is only 10 meters away from my head. I need to run, but I dis not. Why, because I am tired.

Seconds later, it ate me. And I got to sleep for good.

"Haaaa, haaa, haaaa"

I hear someone panting right after I woke up. To think that there is heaven and it nakes people tired. I woke up and opened my eyes and saw a man wearing violet-colored sleeveless shirt that is plated with some metal and a long white pants with a violet shoes. He is also covered in blood and is holding a sword which is pointed at my direction.

I stood and said. "who are you" and he said "I - haaaa - will kill - haaa - you" and he sounded pathetic. A green mist flowed from his hand tonhis sword like in an anime. It was weird but so cool. He then charged and feel over and died. I wanted to laugh because he hit his head with the blade of his sword and opened his skull. A very weird way to die. A dumb way to die.

Although there is a dead person infront of me, I don't feel sad. I am heartless I know, I don't feel attachment to people. Humans are just 3 to 7 foot parasites that is eating the worlds vitality and life itself.

Then rain came. A red-colored rain, which is weird. I looked up and a red-colored thing fell to the ground. It looked like it is an upper body of a teenager and I flipped it over and I saw...

my broken face.

I vomitted, for like three hours till I decided to check it out

Skull and ribs are broken, insides are out like red ropes and they body looked like a twisted garment. Probably because of the hurricane.

I looked around and saw that it may not be heaven, but another world. There are trees with trunks as big as a house and the width of the leaves and branches can shade 100 meters of the land. This place is quite awesome to the point that the fact that there is an upper body that is identical to mine no longer affects me.

I burried my upper body and travelled to South, I think. I walked around and saw many weird things. A 2 feet tall bunny, a palm-sized ant, a head-sized bee and a human skull as big as a beach ball.

Very weird but I feel unintimidated. Maybe because I became strong or maybe because the owner of this body is a strong man. Oh, I forgot to tell, I am handsome now.

I looked at my reflevmction at a lake and saw that the body I have is a handsome, muscular, and has a big - you know. It seems that the one I buried is really my body. Either way past is past. I will live with this body from now on.

I saw a city and tried to enter the gate. It had gaurds that wear metal plated shirts like the one from earlier wore but this time, it is black. They stared at me like I am some scum which is weird. I looked at the buildings and saw a very beatiful place. The buildings looked as if they came right out an ancient city illustration. Very beautiful. I walked every street and was awed by its beauty. Really beautiful, women. Very beautiful city, and women.

In the last street, I saw a fight. Two men look like they are fighting using their bare hands that have a blue mist around their whole body. What really is that mist.

They punched one another and as I watched a pretty woman grabbed my hand and brought me to a building without saying a thing.

We entered a room and she said, "take my body" while suddenly stripping

My blood is boiling, and JUNIOR is getting bigger. I replied in the collest way I knew. Abs out, biceps flexed, sparkling eyes, and a manly, deep voice.

"My pleasure, honey"

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