A NEW DECK

"Dear chronicle, from what I know there are three types of people in a family there are the problem children, the artistic ones and the perfect children. You can only imagine what I'm classified under I am the problem child well if I wasn't I wouldn't been the main protagonist of this novel which you should totally subscribe to just saying.

so I lost my old deck of cards that my mum got me in an underground match upon all the anime's I've watched and still didn't learn that the cocky guys are the first to lose

...I'm just very lucky today's my birthday I wonder how to make my mum say yes. hmmm" said a body named lynx as he wrote in his Chronicle (dairy)...

"it's time I try my luck I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man" Lynx said as he walked down the stair of his two story building home

"boy don't you dare test my patience I spent four hundred and fifty units on your old deck which just happens to be in your friends house since last year right" said his mum as she heard him coming down thier stairs

"muuuuum!! I haven't even said anything yet" lynx said in utter frustration

"I'm your mum we have an intergalactical connect from the star plus you've been asking me for a new deck since last two months" said lynx mum

"now go do your chores before you get utterly whooped child"said his mum

"damn it mum why do you just hate me!!" shouted lynx as he stormed of to the kitchen

"don't you walk out on me kid"said his mum

"these white boy shit imma whoop this kid's *** no respect" lynx mum said to herself

in the kitchen........

"the **** am I supposed to do now"lynx said to himself

"what else child wash them plates child" his mum said to him

"one day I'm gonna run away from home live the hood life become the worlds greatest sage master" lynx said to his mum

"looking forward to it as long as there's less mouths to feed " said his mum

"just shut up you old hag" lynx said in a very low tone so he won't get whooped of course

2hrs later.......

"so mum did you know you are very beautiful kind loving and caring all I ask of you is to provide me with a new deck its MY BIRTHDAY FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE WHY CAN'T YOU AT LEAST? ACT LYK A MOTHER YOU SORRY *** EXCUSE OF A WOMAN!!"

lynx said to his mom as his voice gradua'lly progressed to that of an anger person

do I have to say what happens here

"damn it kid I've had enough of you I feed you everyday apparently that's not enough I pay your school fees still not enough I've had it with you good for nothing child time for a whooping"said his mom in a very calm voice

"go into your room get ***** get all the belt you've got and turn off the light"said lynx mum as she got into blackmama mode

4 hours later....................

"so what have I accomplished these six hours of my birthday so I lost any hope of ever getting a new deck I got my *** whooped by my mum and more importantly I'm not done washing the plates oh my God why does life torment me " lynx said to him self as he wrote in his Chronicle

"ayy lynx get down here"shouted lynx's mum from the living room

"oh crap! what have I done now I'm sure it was the plates yeah it shit! shit! shit! "lynx thought to himself as he met his mother in the living room with something in her hand

"happy birthday lynx" said his mum as she handed him a new deck

"the **** is this kyuriel so u make me get whooped by my mum wash plates and insult her for a deck she said she wouldn't give me and at the end she gives me what the **** was the point of this whole episode"lynx said to the author as his mother looked at him as if he was a crazy person

......AUTHORS NOTE:......

YO SO ITS ME AGAIN KYURIEL AS YOU MAY KNOW I'M BROKE AS **** AND I CAN'T HIRE EDITORS OR PROOF READERS TO HELP WITH THE STORY SO ANY MISTAKES IN THE STORY PLS INGORE TNX

......~Kyuriel......

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