Hello ladies! Your sweet blue boy Raine
is here to narrate this chapter! When last we left our heroes, they
had just escaped the clutches of the evil Demon, Raki, with Gerram,
Sayel, and Aero in tow. Now it's time to go home... But, uh...
“Where's the damn portal, Sis?”
Gerram complained as we looked around for the portal back home, “I'm
grateful you saved our lives, I'd be more grateful if you had a damn
sense of direction!”
“Stuff it, Gear!” Athy snapped
back, “I lost track of it when you and Sayel were taking flight
lessons!”
“Why don't you ask your walking
super-computer over there, dumbass!”
“Hey! Don't call your savior a
dumbass! ...But you have a point. Let's hear it Daggy! Where's the
portal? ...Daggy?”
We all looked over at our mostly-metal
eye-candy, who seemed completely frozen.
“Not this again,” Athy said,
clearing her throat,”D-A-G Model 000-Prototype, run error check and
reboot.”
DAG is a strange girl. A robot far more
advanced than any ever seen. Her creator is unknown, and we found
very little information about her in the abandoned lab we found her
in. But thankfully, we know this little command if she freezes
suddenly, which does happen.
“Running error check...” DAG said,
“Error identified. Unknown being type detected. Logging as
'Newtype1'. Rebooting...”
“Unknown being?” Aero wondered out
loud, “Well, there's lotsa little animals in this forest.”
“DAG has never encountered a being
she couldn't identify...” Kiel told her, with a bit of worry in his
voice, “She even knows the names of creatures no one has ever
seen...”
“Reboot complete,” DAG said,
“Apologies everyone. My database glitched due to detecting a type
of being unknown to me, or any database.”
“Shouldn't we be worried about
that?!” I asked her, kinda freaked out now.
“No, but we should worry about the
fighting capabilities I measured. The Newtype is stronger than Lord
Gerram, and faster than Lady Solaphia.”
“You having a laugh DAG?!” Sayel
cried, “Tougher than senpai, and faster than Aphy?! No way!”
“I do not make jokes, and my sensors
never misread anyone. This Newtype can outfight every one of us
easily.”
An oppressive aura suddenly filled the
air and forced us all to our knees. And I could swear I heard a voice
say something. Then, as soon as it came, it disapppeared. Everyone
was breathing heavily, and poor Aero had passed out. Luckily, Gerram
managed to catch her.
“Find the portal NOW, DAG!” Athy
ordered.
“Understood,” DAG replied, unfazed
as always, “This way, everyone.”
“Pops, close it!” Athy yelled at
Lord Tyrus as soon as we returned through the portal. He closed it as
quickly as she yelled it.
“My goodness, you lot look a mess,”
he told us, “What in Heaven happened?”
We explained the entire situation to
him. Raki kicking Gear's rear. Aero getting possessed. And that
terrifying “Newtype”. And the whole time, Lord Tyrus was hugging
his “baby,” Gerram, much to the War God's embarrassment. Big Ty
REALLY loves his kids, as Ki has probably told you.
“That is worrying,” he said after
we finished the explanation, “Not only is Raki free, and stronger
than anticipated, but we have this mysterious 'Newtype' to worry
about.”
“Lord Tyrus, I would like to add one
detail to my analysis of the Newtype,” DAG interrupted, “During
the burst of energy we felt for a moment, the energy reading rose
very close to your own.”
I nearly hit the damn floor!
“Bullshit, metalhead!” Gerram
protested, “That's impossible! Only another King God can match
Dad!”
“Tell me, Lord Gerram, how close were
you, and every one of you, to fainting like Aero when you got his
with that energy burst?”
None of us said anything. She was
right, we were all close to dropping like flies during the burst.
“You did, however, say it was an
energy burst, correct DAG?” Tyrus asked her, “Surely this being
was merely flexing to frighten you, and the measurement is not
accurate of their actual power.”
“That is a possibility. My initial
reading merely told me they were capable of defeating us in a fight,
but she was no match for a King God. However, there exists another
possibility. Perhaps, rather than flexing to scare us away, this
being was exposing their true power as a warning to us. The initial
readings were fluctuating quite a bit, suggesting that they were
holding in the bulk of their power.”
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks,
Daggy.
“That is indeed worrying,” Lord
Tyrus said, in a still-regal, but worried tone, “Gerram, tell your
scouts to keep an eye out for Raki, and see if any of them can
identify the Newtype. Relax after that. You, Sayel, and Aero all need
it.”
“Understood!” Gerram said, before
walking off carrying a sleeping Aero, Sayel close behind him.
“Meanwhile,” Lord Tyrus continued,
“I believe you all earned some relaxing of a different kind. I just
transferred a large sum of money to each of your accounts for a job
well done! How about a nice mall day? I have no other missions for
you today.”
He opened a portal to our team's
favorite mall, The Lady Z Shopping District. Yes, Lady Z is a real
person, and yes, you'll meet her later. But not in this chapter.
...Don't tell the others I broke the fourth wall...
The LZSD (the full name of the mall is
a mouthful) is one Hell of a mall! Hundreds of shops divided into
four sections. Beauty Boulevard is the girls' favorite area. Clothes,
make-up, jewelry, and everything way more expensive than it should
be! Needs N' Wants is an area with just about everything you might
need (or want) for the house. From huge appliances and furniture to
cooking utensils and essential electronics. Cuisine Castle is
probably the biggest food court in Cielo, and has everything from the
typical mall junk food we love, to restaurants that require formal
wear and leave you looking rich but feeling hungry. And lastly, my
paradise, Otaku Oasis! Stores full of video games, anime, manga, and
thousands of lovely ecchi figures waiting to make their new home in
my room! ...What? Am I supposed to feel shame? Nonsense!
“Alright, so here's what's gonna
happen,” Athy said to us shortly after we arrived, “Me and the
girls are getting new clothes and jewelry. You guys head over to
Otaku Oasis. Raine , buy your creepy shit and shove it in one of the
lockers, because we're meeting in Cuisine Castle in two hours, and
then I'm going to Otaku Oasis because I need some new manga that just
came out. Everyone that's gonna get get it got it? Let's move out,
troops!”
“The nerve of that brat calling my
figures 'creepy!'” I complained to Ki as the girls walked off.
“Dude, the first place you hit up
every time we come here is called 'Imouto Stop,'” he argued back,
“I don't need to walk into that damn store (and I won't) to know
that place is full of figurines of barely dressed lolis. I think the
teasing is justified.”
“Hey, you have loli figures too!”
“I have a few. And they are fully
dressed. And they are from action animes and games.”
“Mine are from action animes too,
just a different kind of action...”
“Whatever, bro. You hit up Creep
Stop, I'm going to Game Changers to see if they got a few new games
I've been looking forward to.”
Just then, something hit us. Something
that we felt earlier that day. Something we hoped we'd never feel
again...
“Urgh! Damn it!” Ki groaned as both
of us struggle to stay on our feet, while the weight of that horrible
power began crushing us yet again. Looking around, everyone nearby
was passing out left and right. Just like last time, it stopped as
soon as it started. But this time, the Newtype wasn't done with us.
She emerged from the shadows and began walking toward us. Impossibly
tall. Long, black hair in a ponytail. A black trenchcoat that made
her look even taller and more intimidating. And a huge scythe even
bigger than she was. Even though she wasn't expelling huge amounts of
power anymore, the sight of her walking toward us was somehow even
heavier. She stopped just a few yards from us, and looked down at all
the people she'd made faint.
“Well, one of you is clearly who I'm
looking for,” she said in a tone that made me think of every
psychopath I'd ever seen in a true crime video, “That makes things
easier. Now, which of you is named Kiel?”
Well, nice knowing you buddy.
“I-I am,” the dead-man-walking
boldly replied, “Who are you?”
“That's a silly question. You know me
quite well, dear Kiel. Or at least, you used to.”
“You got a thing for crazy chics,
buddy?” I asked him, “You work for Athy, Aphy is trying to put
hands on you, and now you've got history with an undiscovered
species.”
“I have no idea who the Hell you
are!” Kiel shouted at the girl, “So how about a bit of
backstory?!”
“Oh, sweet Kiel, there's no time fore
that,” she told him, “We have work to do. You'll remember exactly
who I am in due time. For now-”
She disappeared from where she was in
an instant! I turned toward Kiel. She was right behind him with her
scythe less than and inch from his throat. He was frozen. So was I!
How the Hell fast is this woman?!
“Hmmm, slightly disappointing,” she
said, “You didn't see a single step of that, did you?”
She disappeared from behind Kiel and
appeared where she was before. Once again, in an instant.
“You really are faster than Aphy...”
Kiel stated timidly, “Once again, who are you, and what are you?”
“For now, I need you to remember
three things Kiel,” the fastest woman in existence said, “One, my
name is Kila. Two, you're more than what you think you are. And
three, stay close to Solaphia. She'll keep you alive until you
realize what you really are.”
“Wait!” Kiel cried out as she
turned away, “I said wait, damn it!!!”
No good. Whatever reason Kiel had for
wanting her to wait, she disappeared, this time not to reappear
anywhere near us.
“Shit!” Kiel swore.
“What was that 'shit' for, bro?” I
asked him, “Miss Crazy is gone, you don't die, and I don't die a
second time today.”
“Why did she seem to know me, and
what the Hell is she implying that I am?”
“Dude, she's freaking psycho. We can
take anything she says as the ramblings of a crazy woman. The more
important thing right now is getting the Medical Corps down here to
help the people that are unconscious. Oh, but Aphy is sure to come
with them, so I suggest you flee the scene!”
“I certainly don't have the energy to
run from her right now...”
With Kiel a safe distance away, I
called up the Med Corps, and lucky me, guess who picked up...
“Raine!” Aphy screamed in my ear,
“Why are you calling me?! Is my Kiel okay?! I told you what happens
to all of you if anything happens to him!!!”
“Damn, girl, chill!” I yelled back,
“Kiel is fine! Look, we need a team of ten medics here at Otaku
Oasis in the LZSD.”
“What happened over there?”
“At least a dozen civilians rendered
unconscious by an overwhelming burst of energy. I'll explain more
when you get here, just get here!”
Five minutes later, Aphy arrived with
her medics. These boys wasted no time in healing people and checking
them over. Aphy may be a Kiel-phile, but she's damn good at her
actual job.
“I guess I'll hold off asking about
my Kiel at the moment,” she told me when she approached me, “I'll
ask instead about what in Cielo happened here?!”
So explained everything. Kila, her
abilities, and , most importantly, the things she said. Left out the
part about Kiel almost getting his head taken off... I don't need
that kinda drama...
“Hmmm...interesting...” Aphy
replied kinda plainly.
“Not the enthusiastic response I was
expecting,” I said, “It may all sound crazy, but I can't make
this crap up!”
“Not doubting, just thinking. The
thing about Kiel. Where is my precious prince anyway?”
“You think I was gonna call you to
the scene without having him evacuate the premises?”
“Meeeeeanie! Boo!”
“Come on, if you know what Kila was
talking about, spill it!”
“Well, dumbface, as you probably
know, I have the unique ability to feel anomalies within a person
just by touching them.”
“You do touch Kiel a lot...”
“Shut it! Anyway, a few times, when
I've been snuggling him against his will, I felt the slightest tinge
of something inside Kiel that...isn't quite Kiel...”
“What do you mean?”
“It's so faint that I don't know what
it is. And I'd rather you keep your mouth shut about this
conversation.”
“Not cool, Aph! Doesn't Ki have the
right to know if there's something strange about him?”
“Look here Raine! It's most likely
nothing to worry about! And if it is nothing, I don't want my Kiel
getting stressed over nothing!”
“What's the worst case scenario?”
“...Well...”
Just as I was about to (maybe) get a
straight answer, enter Athy.
“Sooooooo, about this?” Athy said
to me after looking at the scene, “I was just coming over here
because I got a notification about a flash sale on mangas, and
everyone is passed out, my Demi-god is nowhere in sight, and the last
person I want to see on a daily basis is here.”
Before I had a chance to explain what
happened, Aphy had dashed over to Athy and punched her in the face.
It was at that point that I remembered what I was once told by Kiel
and Lord Tyrus. Never let these two females be in close proximity to
each other unless Lord Tyrus is there to mediate, or Kiel is there to
distract Aphy. I had neither...
“You got a problem, *****?!” Athy
yelled at her sister, “I wanna punch you every time I see you too,
but I don't!”
“What the actual Hell were you
thinking, Relathica?!” Aphy screamed back at her, “There's a
powerful Demon with a vendetta against Kiel, and an unidentified
being running around, and you 're not keeping an eye on my Kiel every
second?! He could be in danger at this very moment!”
“I'd say the fact that he isn't here
makes him safe from you at least! And before you ***** at me more,
how about you let Raine explain what the Hell happened?”
So, I did explain.
“Okay, NOW Aphy's nonsense bitching
makes sense!”
“Why do you never take protecting
YOUR Demi-god seriously?!” Aphy continued yelling, “You're his
Goddess! It's your duty!”
“Three things, my dear sister
Solaphia! One, Kiel is like a brother to me! The old Goddess and
Demi-god dynamic is not our thing! Two, even if I wanted to keep a
constant eye on Kiel, HE wouldn't want that! And three, I can trust
him to handle himself! He's already proven on multiple occasions that
he's tougher to kill than a Cielan Armored Beetle!”
Just as those two looked like they were
about to start throwing hands (around over a dozen recovering people)
my one true savior appeared.
“Chill Aphy,” Kiel said, “I'm
right here.”
“MY DARLING!!!” Aphy cried before
tackling him to the ground and cuddling him furiously.
“You sacrifice is appreciated, good
martyr,” I said to him.
“Shut the Hell up and go buy a damn
crowbar,” he groaned, resisting the unwanted love. Athy and I had a
good laugh. We called DAG and Eria to where we were, and we all
agreed it'd be best if we ended our mall trip early. But Kiel... Just
what are you, little brother?
Five-Planes 101, By Athy!
Athy: Okay, time for class! Everyone in
their seats! Hey, no flirting in my class, you two!
Aphy: In that case, Kiel and I would
like to be excused to the restroom!
Kiel: Heck no! I'd like to be excused
to the principal's office to file a sexual harassment complaint!
Raine: Princess boy...
Aphy: I'm teaching here! No one is
excused anywhere! Now, today I'd like to discuss Cielo's
infrastructure! On that subject, Cielo is much like Life. We have
hospitals, grocery stores, office buildings, schools, and, of course,
malls! However, we have no driving roads and not many bridges. The
stamina and speed of Gods, Demi-gods, and Angels make civilian
vehicles in Cielo unnecessary. Also, the King God portals teleport
officials and military wherever they're needed instantly. Thanks to
these factors, the lovely nature of Cielo is left alone to flourish.
Raine: You say Angels have more
stamina, but my feet always hurt. Kiel, you're carrying me from now
on!
Aphy: Hmmm... Kiel is mine, but there's
BL potential there...
Kiel: Raine, I'm not carrying you!
Aphy, stop fantasizing! Athy, end the segment!
Athy: Fiiiiine! You guys are drawing
attention from me anyway. Relathica, signing off! See ya next time!
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