Takuya sat slumped in a wooden chair, wrists bound with glowing ropes. The throne room had emptied, leaving only Princess Liana, a few knights, and a grumpy-looking mage with a long beard.
Takuya (thinking): Okay… so maybe yelling about my ‘sword’ wasn’t the best first impression. But in my defense, how could I not? She’s basically a goddess in armor!
The mage tapped his staff, glaring.
Mage Advisor: “Your Highness, are you certain this fool is the chosen one? He reeks of idiocy.”
Liana frowned but glanced at the magical summoning circle still glowing faintly on the floor.
Princess Liana: “The ritual never lies. He is the one summoned. But… he’s far from what I imagined.”
Takuya lifted his head, forcing a nervous smile.
Takuya: “Look, I admit my wording was… misunderstood. But I promise, I’m a good guy! A loyal hero! A lover of peace, justice, and—uh—curves, I mean courage.”
The knights groaned.
[Flashback Panel: Takuya’s Imagination]
In his mind, Takuya pictured himself in gleaming armor, Liana clinging to his arm while he cut down demons with a flaming sword. Villagers cheered his name. And of course, a group of beautiful elf girls fought over who would serve him dinner.
Takuya (thinking): Yes… this is my destiny.
[Back to Reality]
In truth, he was still tied to the chair, drooling slightly from his fantasy.
Knight Captain: “Hero, prove your worth. Show us your strength.”
Takuya (sweating): “Strength…? Uh, define strength…”
The mage snapped his fingers. A small training dummy appeared, animated with magic, wielding a wooden sword.
Mage Advisor: “Defeat this golem. Then we will judge your potential.”
The ropes vanished. Takuya stood, cracking his knuckles.
Takuya (thinking): Alright, Takuya. This is your big moment. Time to unleash your hidden powers like every isekai protagonist before you!
He charged the dummy. Everyone held their breath.
[Panel: He trips over his own foot and faceplants into the dummy]
The dummy collapses under his accidental weight. Silence filled the room.
Takuya (raising a fist in victory): “Ha! One hit kill!”
Knight Captain (whispering): “He… tripped.”
Princess Liana (sighing): “Unbelievable.”
Later, Takuya found himself walking beside the princess down a grand hallway. Guards followed, keeping a close eye on him.
Princess Liana: “For better or worse, you are the chosen one. Our kingdom has little choice. The Demon Lord’s army grows stronger every day.”
Takuya blinked, genuinely curious.
Takuya: “So… what exactly do you need me to do? Swing a sword? Learn magic? Charm the enemy with my… irresistible personality?”
Princess Liana: “Resistible is the word I’d use.”
He winced.
Takuya (thinking): Ouch. Critical hit to the ego.
Still, as he walked through the castle, his excitement grew. Tapestries of legendary heroes lined the halls—men and women who had saved the realm centuries before. Could he really stand among them one day?
Then his eyes drifted back to Liana, her long hair catching the light, her figure regal and commanding.
Takuya (thinking): Or maybe I just want to stand beside her.
They arrived at the royal library, shelves stacked with ancient tomes. The mage set down a massive book.
Mage Advisor: “Every summoned hero awakens unique abilities. We must test yours.”
He handed Takuya a crystal orb. It pulsed faintly in his hands.
Takuya (thinking): Okay, this is it. Time to discover my badass secret power. Please be something cool… like fire magic. Or summoning a harem army.
The orb glowed… then projected words in glowing script:
“Unique Skill: Erotic Imagination.”
Everyone stared.
Takuya (reading aloud): “…Erotic… Imagination?”
The room went silent. The knights coughed awkwardly. Liana’s face turned bright red.
Princess Liana: “Y-You’re joking.”
Mage Advisor (frowning): “It seems his thoughts… can shape reality, though only under certain conditions.”
Takuya’s eyes widened.
Takuya (thinking): Wait, so my pervy daydreams… might actually become real?
A grin spread across his face.
Takuya: “Hehehe… I’ve been training this skill my whole life.”
Princess Liana (furious): “W-Wipe that grin off your face! If you dare abuse this power—”
But Takuya was already imagining. He pictured himself surrounded by cheering allies, wielding a glowing sword. The orb flashed brightly, and for a brief moment, an illusory blade of light appeared in his hand before vanishing.
Everyone gasped.
Knight Captain: “That… was real power.”
Liana bit her lip, torn between frustration and hope.
Princess Liana (thinking): Could this fool truly become the hero we need?
Takuya raised his fist, laughing proudly.
Takuya: “Fear not, princess! I, Takuya Kusanagi, perverted hero of another world, will rise to the challenge! …Right after dinner.”
The princess buried her face in her hands.
Narration (bottom panel):
And so, with his bizarre new ability revealed, the perverted hero’s chaotic adventure truly begins.
[To be continued…]
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