100 Miles Away
Unknown:
Oi! Where are you?!?!
^^^Me:^^^
^^^Who's this?^^^
Unknown:
This is not the time to joke! we're late headass
^^^Me:^^^
^^^...
^^^
Unknown:...
I got your number by your girlfriend bitch now hurry up stop sending this awful memes
^^^Me:^^^
...
Unknown:...
Augh if we got in trouble im blaming you for this ¯( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )/¯
^^^Me:^^^
^^^YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER DUMBASS FRICK OFF^^^
Unknown:
I just ask your girlfriend she said its the right number....ARE YOU SHIT F*CKING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!
^^^Me:^^^
^^^Send pic maybe i know you^^^
Unknown:
I don't know why your asking for my handsome face but here
...
^^^Me:...^^^
^^^HOLLY SHAK!!😳😍😍^^^
^^^DAMN YOU HAWT BABY BOY!!^^^
Unknown:
Bitch you gay?
^^^Me:^^^
^^^Bitch im a girl^^^
Unknown:
Yeah sure no wonder you have a d*ck
^^^Me:^^^
...
^^^Me:...^^^
^^^I have a ***** not d*ck^^^
Unknown:
I already saw those aesthetic korean girl sir and i saw her there
^^^Me:^^^
^^^Wait im on aesthetic?! Wow i feel so honored^^^
Unknown:
Augh! JUST COME HERE WE'RE LATE!
^^^Me:^^^
^^^You^^^
^^^Good^^^
^^^tHe^^^
^^^WrONg^^^
^^^NUMBER!!^^^
^^^Seen 2:35 pm^^^
...[4:50 pm]...
Unknown:
oi why are you pretending to be mad at me earlier at the back stage?
^^^me:^^^
^^^I don't know maybe because i don't you and we didn't met earlier because my body is just laying in this comfy bed while listening to moans^^^
Unknown:
your weak you know you can just watch p0rn why listening to those dumb moans
^^^me:^^^
^^^you know your pretty stupid i already told you that you got the wrong number but yet your still being stupid and keep saying that im your boy "friend" 🙄 sir are you mental?^^^
Unknown:
i got a text wait
^^^me:^^^
^^^don't leave me daddy~~^^^
Unknown:
i wonder how you got a girlfriend when you completely gay for me 🙄
^^^me:^^^
^^^i wonder why your breathing when your going to die anyway^^^
...7 minutes later...
Unknown:
i really got the wrong number didn't i?
^^^me:^^^
Unknown:
i guess this is a goodbye then bye!
i hope i will never talk to you again
^^^me:^^^
...bye i hope you stop breathing and die already...
^^^bye fucker^^^
i toss my phone across my bed and it start doing gymnastics but to my luck it didn't fell.
I sigh as i went towards the kitchen to cook some black been noodles. after i finish cooking 3 packs i put it in a large bowl and sit in front of it. i was about to dig in when i heard a knock on the front door. i groun( I forget the spelling) as i went to the door and open it revealing my one and only annoying Best friend
"what do you want fucker?" i ask as she hit me in the back of my head and went inside
"bitch me and my boyfriend just broke up and i need company" she said as she sit on my chair and start eating my food
"stop it or I'll feed you to choco" i said as i carry my pet sloth
"is that my baby? She'd grown so fast now" She carry it and start rocking it
"you can turn into a human now choco" i said as i pat his head
within a second choco's bone started cracking and we didn't even realize that he already transformed into a human
"sissy mia~" he whined as he jump and hug me
choco was a 6 years old abounded child.....well not really.....his parents died due to a ship wreck and of course his a lonely child so he became an orphan he was adopted by this abusive old married couple so he decided to leave and start his own life....the time i first saw him was when he was transformed into a raccoon and eating garbage.... alot of people already walk pass by him but I didn't because i can feel that this is not an ordinary racoon it's an human maybe that's his power... i decided to walk closely to him and pat his head he immediately turn to me and hug me I didn't even realize that his already transformed into a child that has alot of bruise.. i can feel the lump on my throat i mean his a child, no child deserve this kind of bullshit this is abuse, so that day i decided to keep him and raise him , its been 3 years that day yet he still act like a baby... i mean i wouldn't mind i hope he still act like this even when he became an adult
"choco want to sleep" He whined as i chuckled and go inside my room
"if you don't want the black bean anymore you can put it in the fridge and go to the guest room" i said as she nooded and started eating
i put him in his bed and pat his shoulder while humming some lullaby...his a sleepy kid so letting him sleep is not that big of a deal
i get up when suddenly i heard a ding on my phone
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