Schlatt: You can’t keep acting like you’re untouchable.
Dream: leaning back, robe falling open Oh, I’m not untouchable.
I’m just expensive.
Quackity: already pulling out his wallet Define “expensive.”
Punz: You’ve had all of us at least once.
Dream: No, darling. I’ve had you exactly as many times as I let you have me.
Sapnap: …Did he just flex being in control while completely shirtless?
George: It’s Dream. He could do it naked and still win the argument.
Wilbur: We all want you, and you keep us begging like it’s a game.
Dream: Because it is a game.
And none of you have made it to the final level.
Quackity: Is that a challenge?
Dream: No. It’s a warning.
George: You think you’re the center of the universe.
Dream: No. I know I’m the gravity keeping your messes from collapsing.
Now hush.
He crosses his legs, and half the room falls silent.
Schlatt: muttering I’d let him destroy me.
Punz: He already did.
Sapnap: I like it when you’re mean.
Dream: Oh baby, I’m not being mean. I’m being merciful.
You wouldn't survive me being mean.
Karl: Can we all share him tonight?
Dream: I'm not a buffet.
Schlatt: Then stop being so damn satisfying.
Schlatt: One night, I’m gonna make you shut up.
Dream: And I’m gonna make you beg for the sound to come back.
Quackity: Jesus Christ.
Sapnap: No, that’s just Mama Dream.
Sapnap: How is this a punishment? You’re on my lap.
Dream: And you’re not allowed to move.
Sapnap: …You evil little—
Dream: Sit still, or I leave. And if I leave, everyone else gets a turn first.
Dream: I gave you the keys to my house for emergencies.
Fundy: It was an emergency!
Dream: What happened?
Everyone, piled on the couch with snacks and blankets:
We wanted cuddles.
Dream: …It’s 2AM.
Quackity: snuggling deeper peak cuddle hours.
Sapnap: We’ve decided to schedule cuddle shifts.
Dream: What.
George: Mondays and Wednesdays are mine.
Eret: I get mornings.
Punz: I take “post-workout cooldown.”
Dream: …Did you guys make a shared calendar?
Karl: Color-coded.
Dream: You can’t all be mad at me.
Schlatt: You fell asleep on George’s lap.
Fundy: I was right there!
Wilbur: I wrote you poetry!
Dream: Oh my god, it was a nap, not betrayal.
Dream: You don’t have to fight over me.
Quackity: Oh, we know.
Wilbur: We just like it.
Punz: It’s called enrichment.
Dream: You are not zoo animals.
Schlatt: growling Let him pet us and see.
Dream: I need space.
Karl: We are your space.
Eret: Emotionally. Physically. Spiritually.
Dream: … I should’ve adopted a cat.
George: You’re warm.
Dream: I’m a person.
George: You’re a heated mattress with sarcasm enabled.
Dream: sneezes
Everyone:
gasps
Punz: Blanket.
Sapnap: Soup.
Wilbur: Emergency forehead kiss.
Dream: I just—sneezed?
Karl: You could’ve died.
Dream: Why are you all watching me sleep?
Eret: You're cute.
Fundy: You talked in your sleep.
Wilbur: You said my name.
Dream: That was a nightmare.
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