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Schlatt: You can’t keep acting like you’re untouchable.

Dream: leaning back, robe falling open Oh, I’m not untouchable.

I’m just expensive.

Quackity: already pulling out his wallet Define “expensive.”

 

Punz: You’ve had all of us at least once.

Dream: No, darling. I’ve had you exactly as many times as I let you have me.

Sapnap: …Did he just flex being in control while completely shirtless?

George: It’s Dream. He could do it naked and still win the argument.

 

Wilbur: We all want you, and you keep us begging like it’s a game.

Dream: Because it is a game.

And none of you have made it to the final level.

Quackity: Is that a challenge?

Dream: No. It’s a warning.

 

George: You think you’re the center of the universe.

Dream: No. I know I’m the gravity keeping your messes from collapsing.

Now hush.

He crosses his legs, and half the room falls silent.

Schlatt: muttering I’d let him destroy me.

Punz: He already did.

 

Sapnap: I like it when you’re mean.

Dream: Oh baby, I’m not being mean. I’m being merciful.

You wouldn't survive me being mean.

 

Karl: Can we all share him tonight?

Dream: I'm not a buffet.

Schlatt: Then stop being so damn satisfying.

Schlatt: One night, I’m gonna make you shut up.

Dream: And I’m gonna make you beg for the sound to come back.

Quackity: Jesus Christ.

Sapnap: No, that’s just Mama Dream.

 

Sapnap: How is this a punishment? You’re on my lap.

Dream: And you’re not allowed to move.

Sapnap: …You evil little—

Dream: Sit still, or I leave. And if I leave, everyone else gets a turn first.

 

Dream: I gave you the keys to my house for emergencies.

Fundy: It was an emergency!

Dream: What happened?

Everyone, piled on the couch with snacks and blankets:

We wanted cuddles.

Dream: …It’s 2AM.

Quackity: snuggling deeper peak cuddle hours.

 

Sapnap: We’ve decided to schedule cuddle shifts.

Dream: What.

George: Mondays and Wednesdays are mine.

Eret: I get mornings.

Punz: I take “post-workout cooldown.”

Dream: …Did you guys make a shared calendar?

Karl: Color-coded.

 

Dream: You can’t all be mad at me.

Schlatt: You fell asleep on George’s lap.

Fundy: I was right there!

Wilbur: I wrote you poetry!

Dream: Oh my god, it was a nap, not betrayal.

 

Dream: You don’t have to fight over me.

Quackity: Oh, we know.

Wilbur: We just like it.

Punz: It’s called enrichment.

Dream: You are not zoo animals.

Schlatt: growling Let him pet us and see.

 

Dream: I need space.

Karl: We are your space.

Eret: Emotionally. Physically. Spiritually.

Dream: … I should’ve adopted a cat.

 

George: You’re warm.

Dream: I’m a person.

George: You’re a heated mattress with sarcasm enabled.

 

Dream: sneezes

Everyone:

gasps

Punz: Blanket.

Sapnap: Soup.

Wilbur: Emergency forehead kiss.

Dream: I just—sneezed?

Karl: You could’ve died.

 

Dream: Why are you all watching me sleep?

Eret: You're cute.

Fundy: You talked in your sleep.

Wilbur: You said my name.

Dream: That was a nightmare.

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