It took exactly three minutes for the Yakuza to regret entering the Shishiku district.
A massive corporate syndicate called the Kurogane Alliance had decided to aggressively clear out the neighborhood to build a luxury skyscraper. They didn't bring lawyers; they brought twenty armored bulldozers, fifty black sedans, and three hundred suit-wearing thugs armed with steel bats and crowbars.
The Shishiku delinquents put up a fierce fight, but normal high schoolers were no match for a highly organized criminal mafia using heavy machinery. By midnight, the grand concrete gates of Shishiku Academy were a pile of crushed gravel. The students were scattered, fleeing into the city's alleyways to hide from the syndicate's overwhelming numbers.
Then, they ran into Naruto.
Naruto had been walking back from a late-night convenience store trip, happily carrying a plastic bag full of instant noodles. When he rounded the corner and saw a massive bulldozer driving straight over his favorite courtyard vending machine, something inside him snapped.
"Hey..." Naruto's voice dropped, cutting through the smoky night air. "Who said you guys could mess up my school?"
"Get lost, brat!" a Yakuza enforcer shouted, stepping out of a sedan and swinging a heavy iron pipe.
Naruto didn't even blink. He didn't tap into Kurama's chakra, and he didn't launch a glowing energy blast. He didn't need to. Tightening his chakra gates, he relied entirely on raw, unadulterated taijutsu.
To the Yakuza, Naruto simply vanished.
The next second, a human hurricane tore through the street. Naruto moved with such blinding, precise speed that he looked like a blur of orange light. Crack. Thud. Smash. With basic palm strikes, leg sweeps, and precise pressure-point taps, Naruto systematically dismantled the mob. He ripped the iron pipes out of their hands, bending the solid metal into neat loops around their ankles.
When a row of bulldozers tried to ram him, Naruto simply sprinted up the side of a building, flipped into the air, and dropped a single, gravity-assisted axe-kick onto the engine block of the lead vehicle. The force didn't explode—it completely crumpled the heavy steel frame, driving the massive machine flat into the dirt and causing a chain-reaction stalling failure across the entire line of vehicles.
By the time the dust cleared, three hundred Yakuza thugs were piled in a massive, groaning pyramid in the center of the street. They were thoroughly defeated, but between the Yakuza's initial rampage and Naruto's structural dismantling of the machinery, the Shishiku main building was a hollow, fractured shell of concrete. It was completely unfixable.
The next morning, Daiki and the remaining student leaders met Naruto in a hidden park. They were bruised, bandaged, and looked completely defeated.
"Boss Naruto... it's over," Daiki groaned, holding his arm in a cloth sling. "The school is condemned. The Kurogane Alliance is tracking anyone wearing a Shishiku uniform. If we get caught brawling in the streets to take them down, the police will lock down the whole ward. We have to lay low until we can figure out a way to rebuild."
Naruto crossed his arms, looking down at his torn, dusty orange jumpsuit. "Man, this sucks. I just got used to this place! So what am I supposed to do now? I can't just wander around the streets all day."
Daiki pulled a pristine, white-and-navy school brochure from his bag. "We managed to pull some strings and get you fake transfer documents, Boss. To keep the Yakuza and the authorities off your scent, you need to blend into a completely normal, high-class civilian school. It's called Fuhito Academy."
Naruto squinted at the brochure. The pictures showed students with neatly combed hair, sitting perfectly straight in pristine desks, drinking tea, and studying thick textbooks. There wasn't a single pompadour, leather jacket, or baseball bat in sight.
"Are you kidding me?!" Naruto yelled, his jaw dropping. "Look at these guys! They look like they'd cry if I even talked too loud! I have to go to a real school?!"
"You have to, Boss," Daiki pleaded, bowing so deeply his forehead almost hit his knees. "If you start a street war right now, the whole district goes down. You have to keep your Bancho identity completely dead. No fighting, no trash-talking, no flashing your crazy physical strength. Just act like a totally normal, boring, good-citizen student until we raise the money to restore Shishiku."
Naruto let out a massive, theatrical groan, burying his face in his hands. "Fine! But if someone steals my lunch, I'm not promising anything!"
On Monday morning, the gates of Fuhito Academy opened. The atmosphere was thick with the scent of cherry blossoms and expensive laundry detergent.
Naruto stood at the entrance, feeling like an absolute alien. He was forced to wear the school's official uniform: a perfectly ironed white dress shirt, a neat blue tie, and pressed charcoal trousers. His spiky blond hair was slicked down as much as humanly possible, though a few rebellious spikes still poked out proudly. He had hidden his ninja headband safely inside his school bag.
'Okay, just be normal,' Naruto repeated to himself, his eye twitching as he walked past students talking politely about classical music and literature. 'Normal. Like Sakura when she's not trying to murder me. Like Sai when he's trying to pretend he has feelings.'
He walked into Class 2-B. The homeroom teacher, a strict-looking woman with glasses, clapped her hands for attention.
"Class, we have a transfer student today. Please welcome Uzumaki-kun. He has had a... turbulent academic history, so please show him the proper model behavior of Fuhito Academy."
Naruto stepped up to the blackboard. The entire class stared at his distinct whisker scars and his restless, high-energy posture.
"Uh... hey there!" Naruto burst out, automatically raising a fist to pump the air before freezing, remembering Daiki's strict warning. He forced his hand down, twisting it into a clumsy, incredibly stiff wave. "I mean... Good morning, esteemed classmates. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I enjoy... reading books, eating standard nutritious meals, and... being a model citizen. Let us have a productive semester of studying."
The entire class stared in absolute silence. Naruto's smile was so forced and rigid it looked like his face was physically going to snap in half.
Deep inside his mindscape, Kurama was literally rolling on the floor of his cage, his massive roars of laughter causing tidal waves in the waters of the subconscious.
'A model citizen?! You?! This is the funniest thing I've seen in three thousand years!'
'Shut up, fox!' Naruto snapped back mentally, a prominent comic-book vein throbbing on his temple. 'I'm doing great! Look at them, they totally believe it!'
Naruto was pointed to an empty desk near the back window. He sat down, carefully pulling out a notebook and a pen, sweating profusely from the sheer mental strain of pretending to be a normal civilian. He stared out the window, watching the peaceful clouds drift by, silently praying that the Shishiku guys would rebuild his old delinquent paradise as fast as humanly possible.
He had absolutely no idea that in just a few days, his "normal student life" was going to be completely upended by a beautiful, blonde transfer student from Europe with a suspiciously royal attitude.
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