How To Kiss The Precolonial Prince
A random girl from 21st century who's fond of reading romance story and flirting tips, has travelled thousands of years to precolonial Philippines to pursue her last will.
There she met the man of beliefs in the place called City of Biringan, where the ancient people acquires extraordinary powers in a fantasy world that every body wants to go in.
It is said to be existing thousand years ago lurking somewhere in the archipelago appearing only every a decade. Due to an accident, this girl entered the portal of the lost city but traveled back to its history thousand years ago.
Being the most shameless, vicious and rough girl in her past life, how can she deal with the mighty cold blooded prince of Biringan?
Can she even touch this icy man's heart not to mention her main goal to colonize him with her methods from the modern age or will she die there and be buried with her lustful dream...
Their battle soon will begin.
*** The Slumber Surprise***
It is past twelve in the midnight.
All her friends and classmates are drunk. Most of them are girls and are already sleeping together on her living room after finishing remaining two cases of beer, and the others go outside to do what they planned to do with their hook ups.
But this shameless woman named Danica Szhiout, (pronounced as zhoot), the slumber party celebrant, an eighteen years old, half French, half fries--- I mean half Filipino, was still waiting for Carl's reply.
Full of hopes with her new target for her birthday's main course. She feels excited for another memorable experience.
For some vivid reason she just can't let her eyes off with the last word that she sent him, forcing her self not to laugh.
[I'm going upstairs honey, I'll wait there]-(encrypted message used Morse code)
Sure, she's now celebrating with her thoughts that this man will tell her friends that she forced him too much, or feeling excited that somehow she feels, there's a miracle that will happen.
But who knows, why she's still doing this, even if she already knew that this man thinks differently on what she really wanted to do with him.
She bid them goodbye, having rest as an escape reason, but some of them tease her and others are mockingly prayed for Carl's heath.
*Bzzzt* *Bzzzt*
Danica took her phone in her pajama pocket, and read the incoming message.
[Dan, actually I'm lost, I'm sorry. I just peed outside and I can't find my way back]- Carl replied to her.
Disgustingly, she rolled her eyes. The little math wizard has no sense of direction.
Although he's acting weird and little bit naive, for her, Carl is still a good catch and a nice flirt mate. He is actually a handsome guy (she never picked average though), smart, and most specially the thing that attracts her the most is his innocence. He must be v*rgin, she thought.
She must not lose this opportunity to negotiate with him. Not this time that those other girls she invited, attended her party just because of that man. Of course she knew them well.
So, heaving a deep sigh, she goes out of the inn and look for Carl in the nearby woods just to find her missing prey.
While searching Carl around, she saw Riza, one of her best friend puking grease. She can't help but just gave her an evil laugh.
"Bwahahahaha, have I warn you not to shake the brandy before gulping? grandma said to me, you can get... you know... well, I advice you to take pregnancy test later sis, but anyway, have you seen Carl?"- she asked.
"Bluuuuuh--- I shaw---Bluuuuuuuhhh--- shit!---there! Bluuuuhhh"- Riza replied uselessly while pointing at the darker part of the place with huge trees.
"Are you sure?"-she asked again for confirmation.
Riza Nod's and holds on her shoulder for support but suddenly she smells something not nice on her shirt.
Riza, might have lost her mind for drinking too much, so she needs to check her out of kindness, they're good friends after all, but to find where Carl has gone is the more important thing at the moment, she think.
"Sorry sis, I gotta go, Carl really needs me right now. bye bye!" she grab some of Riza's hair and use it to wipe the pukes she had put in her shirt.
"Sorry sis, see ya later" she waved her hand and run towards the direction where Riza just had saw Carl, but its too dark and she barely see nothing.
So she opened her phone flashlight, roam around... and to her surprise, she witness something she never expected to see with her innocent eyes. *sarcasm*
"Oh my goodness!!!" she exclaimed.
*dropping of the phone with flashlight from hand*
She's never like that but she just wanted to interrupt the two with disgust.
Carl is actually torridly kissing with Jerome, Riza's boy friend.
She's not actually against same s*x relationship but Carl is an exemption because, he's her big fish and worst, he's her bestfriend's long-term boyfriend that she despised the most.
"What the hell Carl! You are really lost huh? for goodness sake! but you never tell me that its your mind! You moron, have you really lost your mind? that's why you can't go back? don't you know that I planed this for month and you just---- hahaha I'm actually fooled, I can't believe it." - Danica do not easily get stressed but when it comes her boys, she never forgive everything that ruins her plan.
"Dan?! w-what are you doing here?" Carl asked by surprise and anxious for Danica's reckless personality. He know he, should never messed with the vicious woman, but he really like jerome that's why he risk everything.
"You have no right to asked you *sshole, and you d*ck head cheater! Gosh, I must tell Riza right now."
"No! don't do that!" - Jerome warns her. There's even a deadly pressure from his eyes, like he's going to rip her head anytime.
"Oh why not? Riza is my friend, note! my best friend. She actually doesn't deserve you. From the very start of your relationship I don't really agree with your existence, and I knew that you hurt her many times, but now... seeing it with my own eyes, I'll make sure she'll break up with you right now! and later, I will cut off your d*ck, you filthy man."- she sticks her tongue out, throws her deadly glare to Carl and walk out.
That man has just fooled her, and even use her presence in pretending to be straight.
"You can never do that bitch, because I'll make sure you'll never see the sunrise even your beloved best friend" -Jerome, holds Carl hand and kiss it. "Don't be afraid baby, I can handle her" - reassuring Carl who's hands are sweating.
"Ewww... you two, you can continue your remaining moment, I'll leave"- she said rolling her eyes.
she's not in the mood to argue with the two lovers because she lost her nice present in her birthday.
"How dare you bitch! You will never tell anything to Riza, or else, I will kill you!" - Jerome's at rage, he's really anxious that Riza will broke up with him, there might be an important reason behind it. Maybe It's Riza's wealth that he secures most.
"Fine, fine, I will never tell anything..." she said boringly.
She immediately pick her phone and make her way back to the inn.
"But of course, I will tell everything" she added after a few steps.
In so much anger, Jerome pick up a big rock and smash it to her head causing her to loose consciousness, or probably she's already dead.
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