Yuuwaku no Rougoku!?? (Seduction Prison!??)

A small girl in bright red pajamas steps out of the house to see what the commotion is about.

"Onee-san, what are you doing on the ground?" she asks the woman who is at an embarrassing position.

That woman quickly stands up and fixes her dress. "H-he!" she points at Ryuuto. "He harrassed me!!"

"Harrassed, you say?" she slowly turns her head to him with scary eyes. Eyes with murderous intent.

But, Ryuuto did not flinch and even dared to approach the still closed gate to see her up close, but the red pajama girl irks him so much she didn't want to approach him just to punch him...

Or maybe it is because of Ryuuto's still drooling mouth.

"You will ask me this," he says, "'Did you do this to my sister?'"

But, the girl still fixes her gaze at him, "You're wrong. What I'll say is..."

"'How dare you do this to my sister!'?"

"I'm calling the police!"

"N-no! Anything but that!" Ryuuto kneels to the ground while he slides his face to the rusty bars. "Ouch!" he reacts and immediately goes away from the iron bars. "What is with this gate?"

The girl did not give him any attention but continues tapping on her phone.

"W-wait! Stop! Please don't call the police! It was just a joke! A friendly one!!"

"Shut up! I hate perverts blabbering their mouth!" she shouts.

While Ryuuto continues begging for his life, and maybe his dignity, the police comes to take him into custody. The two girls are also taken to the station for questioning.

Then, a policewoman starts to question Ryuuto in the interrgation room.

"So, what's your name?" the police asks Ryuuto rather coldly, making almost unbecoming of her being a police. Not only because of that, but, because of her seemingly undersized police uniform. The buttons seem to burst because of her breasts' size.

"She looks so hot!" is what Ryuuto thought.

"My name is Jack the Ripper. Looks like you've finally caught the decades-old killer! How lucky!"

The policewoman slams the desk, and her chest sways, "Okay, kid, it doesn't matter who you are, but what you are," she points with her long finger, You are a pedophile and a sexual harrasser!"

"Ah, yes, also that. I forgot," Ryuuto laughs awkwardly.

"I can see that you are not taking this seriously," she pulls Ryuuto by the collar, "I'll make sure you'll have a hard time in prison, child."

Ryuuto blushes hard, but he kept his cool, "Surely you can't imprison a child."

"Oh, I can," she throws Ryuuto violently to the ground, and he moans in pain.

"Oh, police, what could you do to me~? Ahn~"

"W-what!? Stop that!" the police covers his mouth to seal the degeneracy that may come out.

But, Ryuuto moans louder.

"S-stop it! You are costing my job!"

With his moans turning into groans Ryuuto then starts slapping her hand, and the policewoman quickly removes it.

"W-wha..." Ryuuto pants, "What do you think you're doing?" His tone of voice heightens. "You were covering my nose so I can't breath!"

"O-oh..." she averts her face.

"And you thought I was doing something weird, weren't you?" he scoffs.

"N-no! Of course not! And you! Shut your mouth before I hit you!"

"Oh, will you hit me~?"

"Stop doing that!"

"Alright, alright," Ryuuto sighs, "I'll reveal my name. But, which one?"

"What do you mean which one?"

"My real one or my new one?"

"What? You're not making any sense. Just spit it out already!"

"Alright, real one. Ryuuto Tsumiyoto."

"Good," she stands up and holds out her hand.

"Hm?" Ryuuto turns his head in confusion.

"Just take my hand!"

"Ohhhh~! Are you taking me on a date?"

"Of course not!" she retracts her hand. "And can you please stop it!!"

Ryuuto stands up, and she goes to her seat, but Ryuuto takes her hand, "What's your name?"

"Wha-!?"

"Tha-that was my first time, you know?"

"F-first time on what? And could you please stop holding my-"

"Being assaulted by a woman," he says sweetly. So sweet, it was out of place. Surely, no woman will be seducted by this.

But, the policewoman blushes.

"M-my name is..." she squeals, for some reason...

"H-Ha-Haru-!"

The door to the room abruptly opens, and another police appears, "Haruki-san, do you have-"

"A-ah!" She starts flailing her arms and quickly leaves the room.

"W-what was happening here?" the policeman asks Ryuuto.

"We were having a moment, and you ruined it!" Ryuuto also quickly leaves the room.

"What? Me? Wait, a moment!?" the policeman stands dumbfounded.

And for a moment, they look around the room, wondering what they are supposed to do. Then, they remember, "Wait, that person is a suspect! He is escaping!!"

They quickly run to the hallway and turn to the direction of the exit of the station, "A suspect escaped!" he shouts to alarm their comrades.

"Where are they going?" a large, fat policeman asks.

"To the exit! Did you see anybody pass by?"

"No," he responds, "what do they look like?"

"A high school boy. Maybe sixteen to seventeen years old. He's wearing a grey hoodie and white pants."

"Have you seen that boy?" he asks to his other comrades, but they all shook their heads.

"Are you kidding me!? How incompetent are you!?" the policeman blurts out.

"Hey now, rookie, no need to insult us now," he glares. "Did you check where he came from? Maybe he is still there."

"What do you mean he's still there? He escaped, right in front of my eyes!"

"So, who are you calling incompetent?"

"U-uh... Sorry, sir," he deeply bows. "But he is escaping this way!"

"Alright, we'll search the perimeter. As for you, check the interrogation room where he came from, and go to the chief's office."

"W-why, sir?"

"Because, I'm the chief."

"O-oh... What!!??"

***

What an unfortunate rookie.

That rookie returns to the interrogation room. And, surprisingly, Ryuuto is napping there, peacefully and calmly, as if he didn't attemp to escape earlier.

"Wha-!? Where'd you go!?"

Ryuuto lifts his heavy head and his sleepy eyes. He is now wearing his glasses for some reason. "I just went to the bathroom," his voice is of the morning. The famed deep, and usually sexy, morning voice.

And it captivated the policeman, for some reason...

"W-woah! His voice, is so deep! It's making me gay!!" is what that policeman thought.

"A-ahhh, if that's the only reason, I could have help- no! You should have told me! Don't play such tricks again!"

"Y-yes, sir," Ryuuto, with a baritone voice, speaks unto the world.

"Ah!" and he is having an epiphany.

The chief police then comes in to check on the rookie, "See? He was in here all along. Goodness, you rookies always panic. Now, to my office. WE have to talk about how you didn't respect nor recognize me."

"I-I'm sorry, sir!" he deeply bows to him again.

"Goodness, this young generation, nowadays," he glances to Ryuuto, who is napping again. "Including him."

They leave Ryuuto alone in the room and lock the door behind them.

Ryuuto wakes up from his slumber, but not as sleepy as before.

In fact, he never napped. He pretended to nap.

And, Ryuuto suddenly starts to guffaw loudly without end.

"Hahaha!! To think they are so dumb!!"

To explain why he is laughing, I shall recall the events.

The rookie policeman assumed that Ryuuto planned to escape and looked into the direction of the exit, but not the opposite, where Ryuuto stood in wait just to enter the room again.

But he isn't laughing because of that.

It is also because of how he embarrassed a policewoman in an interrogation room, full of cameras.

"I can't believe policewoman can be this rowdy, even with eyes watching them."

Ryuuto smirks.

"Just kidding, I knew."

***

Meanwhile, in the security room...

"What the f***!?" a security man reacts.

"We finally get to see the other sides of Chiki-chan!" another says.

"Wait, what do you mean by that?" the first asks.

"We finally have a leash on her, like a dog!"

"Ohhh! I know what you mean! You're a genius!"