SisCasm!: Sisters And Sarcasm Overload!

SisCasm!: Sisters And Sarcasm Overload!

Atarashii Kazoku!?? (A New Family!??)

This boring student's name is Ryuuto Tsumiyoto. Not anymore, his name is Ryuuto Magihagi, because his mother just died.

Say whaaaat!?? Yes, his mother just died, committed suicide, if you wanted to know that.

"I did not want to know that."

Sure, sure, but he's still boring, and now, depressed.

And he's being adopted by a distant relative who refused to reveal their name.

But, Ryuuto, at the very least, isn't concerned. He always lived a carefree life. So free, people thought that he never had any problems, and is always happy.

On the contrary, he is.

Don't be mistaken in thinking that he is happy or unconcerned at his mother's death, because, his mother isn't actually dead, which is his thought.

And, now, after the movers from his rundown apartment where he and his mother lived, took his things to the new location, he arrives on a bike. He is tired out of his mind. Imagine, biking for five kilometers with a five-kilogram backpack. Then, he has to bike uphill, but he gives up and instead, walked alongside his bike.

"One...! Final...! Push!!" Ryuuto laughs, and people on the street gives him looks, probably thinking, "Is he crazy?"

Ryuuto seems happy- no, is happy at his predicament.

***

Taking a look at the two-story house, he takes out his phone to check if he arrived at the correct location.

"Can't trust technology nowadays," he sighs.

But, he still trusted that he was at the correct location!

Ryuuto takes a deep breath and parks his bike parallel to the wall. He took off his backpack and drags it to the front gate of the apartment.

He looks for a doorbell but finds none.

"Hello? Anybody home?" he shouts.

No answer. Perhaps his voice is too weak to be heard.

"Hello!? I'm breaking the gate down now!"

He kicks the gate with all the strength left in him, but the gate recoils the force like a rubberband. Ryuuto is thrown off to the middle of the street, groaning at his leg.

"Ouch! Ouch! What the hell!? How did that launch me all the way here?"

Laying in the middle of the road, with no urgency to leave, he looks to his right where a truck is fast approaching.

The truck blasts its horn. Its driver is scared to be unemployed, so, they slam the brakes with much force, like a drummer stepping on the drum pedal.

The metal box just stops inches away from Ryuuto's face.

"Aw, man, I was about to be reincarnated!"

The driver peeks and shouts at him, "What are you trying to do!? Suicide!?"

"Well," Ryuuto looks at the driver with distant eyes, "my mom actually just did that last week, so, would you mind?"

"O-oh... I'm sorry. I'll get out of your way. I'm sorry," the driver repeats apology after apology as he awkwardly turns his truck just to avoid the immovable object, that is Ryuuto.

The truck drives off at a slow pace, seemingly grieving and offering condolences to Ryuuto's situation.

Then, Ryuuto begins laughing his lungs off. "Hahahahahahahaha!!!" And realizes how tired he was just then and begins coughing, "Burbruhg purgh!" Drools are coming down from the sides of the mouth. He looks like a zombie if there existed one.

Suddenly, the door opens, alerting Ryuuto. Out from it, comes a beautiful woman. She is wearing a light blue blouse, with an apron on top. That apron extended until the hem of her long, white skirt. And that skirt is seductively short.

"What a beautiful girl..." his drools come slightly faster. "Is she a senior at a high school? Or maybe, a college student?" More saliva is produced by his salivary glands.

Now, he is a zombie. His eyes show shining lust. His mouth turns into a large, sticky grin. His face transforms into a slime. Not even the ugliest human on earth can compare to him.

And that made a bad impression on this woman. And she arrives at the other side of the gate.

"Hands off the gate!" she exclaims.

"O-oh!" Ryuuto realizes that he is holding the iron bars like a desperate prisoner and giggles.

"Creep!" she glares at him. "Why are you staring at me like that, pervert!?"

"Woah, woah!" he, then, sets a distance between them, "Calling someone like that for a person you just met is rude."

"Staring lustfully at someone like that is rude!" she returns.

"How could I help it? You are so hot and sexy!"

"Is that supposed to be a compliment? Either way, I wouldn't accept it from you. Anyway, screw off! Get off my property!"

"What's your name?"

"I am not telling you! Out, you f******g stalker!!"

Ryuuto looks behind her, to the door, and its side. There is a sign that Ryuuto assumes to be the family identifier, but he couldn't see it from here. So, he squints his eyes to no avail.

Meanwhile, the woman, wondering what he is doing, stares at him. "What is he doing? Is he perhaps lost?"

He unzips his bag seemingly looking for something. Ryuuto sighs, "Agh, where'd I place it?"

The woman's heart is too kind, that she approaches him to quench her curiosity, "Do you need help?"

Surprised, Ryuuto looks up to the woman... and... uh...

"Black, lace panties?" Ryuuto blurts out.

"Ah!" Quickly, the woman places her hand on her skirt to cover her embarrassment. "W-where do you think you are looking!?"

"Where am I supposed to look from down here, huh?" During his reply, he thought how cute it is that her outfit looks like an innocent maid, but down below is a mature woman.

"You idiot!!" she kicks the gate, but the gate recoils the force and causes her to bounce a distance away.

And Ryuuto enjoys a full view of her legs and panties, as her skirt slowly settles down like a curtain closing in a theater.

"It's a shame I didn't have my glasses on," he sighs.

"D-don't look!!!" she screams.

Behind her, the door opens, and a younger-looking girl peeks out, "What's happening, onee-san?"

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