Atarashii Shimai!? Ni Nin de!?? (New Sister!? Two of Them!??)

"I don't see his name in the database, sir," the rookie states.

"Are you serious? Check again."

"Well, I don't see 'Ryuuto Tsumiyoto,' but I do see 'Ryuuto Magihagi' with the same age and picture in the database."

"May I see?" the chief skims the computer as he glances between the two similar pictures with different names.

"There's no mistaking that it is him," the chief says and turns to leave.

"Sir, wait a moment," the rookie halts his leave, "I noticed something."

"What did you notice?

"Isn't the family name of one of the two victims the same with suspect?"

"Hm," the chief ponders for a moment, "Fuumi... Magihagi..." Realizing this, the chief hurriedly leaves the room.

***

The chief enters the room where the two sisters are waiting, "Ma'am," the chief faces the younger of the two, "could you please tell me your family name again?"

"Again? Haven't I told you that already?" she whines, like a child would , which fits her child-like appearance.

"Come on, don't be like that. Just answer him properly," the older of them reprimands.

"Ugh, fine," she groans. "If it's for you, I'll even go through hoops and loops for you."

"What are you, my boyfriend? I'm already married though."

The younger one sighs. "It's Magihagi," she says in a disrespectfully polite tone, "do you still need my first name?"

"Why are the younger generation so rude nowadays?" is the chief's thought.

The chief sighs then asks,"Do you know any Ryuuto Magihagi?"

"Ryuuto?" the older one reacts with familiarity with the name. "Well, yes, he is supposed to move into our house today, but he hasn't arrived. What about him?"

"Well, he is Ryuuto Magihagi," the chief replies.

"What!?" The older one while the younger one cares not.

***

The busty policewoman, Haruka Chiki, enters the interrogation room where Ryuuto is held. And her entrance is awkward as f***.

But, Ryuuto didn't care for the humid-like atmostphere.

Chiki calls out, "H-hey... about your name..."

Rolling his cold eyes, Ryuuto responds, "What about it?"

"W-what's your new name?"

"Oh, why, it's Jason Bourne."

Haruka only pouts, "W-when will you stop making jokes like this?"

"What do you mean? I'm telling the truth. That's my new name."

Haruka takes her seat in front of Ryuuto while he continues speaking.

"Didn't you know, that they wrote a novel and filmed a movie after me?"

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah, I'm so popular."

"Really~?" Haruka starts leaning closer to Ryuuto.

"Yeah, but, of course, I don't want the attention," Ryuuto laughs richly, "that's why I had to introduce myself as Magihagi.

"W-why?" At this point, Haruka is basically crawling over the table to Ryuuto.

"Why, what?" But Ryuuto seems to think that her behavior is very normal.

"Why would you lie to me like that? It's mean and terrible, you know?"

"Didn't I say that I wasn't lying?"

"How could I know that you are saying the truth?"

"Alright, fine. I'll show you I'm not lying."

"How?"

"If I have a bulge in my pants, that means I'm not lying. If I do, then, I'm not."

"By bulge, you mean your d***?"

"If you want to judge by that bulge, then it's alright. But, I was actually pertaining to my pockets."

"Eh!?" Chiki blushes.

"Enough of this. I have to go somewhere." Ryuuto stands up from his chair and pulls Chiki with him. Then, he forcefully makes her kneel uncomfortably close to his crotch.

And the result is surprising.

"Eh!? You're not aroused!??"

"I have more refined taste."

"Th-this-!" Chiki struggles to say anything.

"Guess I win."

"N-no! That's unfair! Never in my life have I knew such method of uncovering lies!"

"Is that so? Then, you're a ******, aren't you?"

"W-wha-!?"

"Don't you know, human bodies are honest to sexual attraction?"

"T-that has nothing to do with this!"

"Well, my body is an entire lie detector. And you only protest to this because you have been humiliated." Ryuuto faces one of the cameras in the room, "Enjoying the show guys? Take this as her confession!"

And the viewers of that scene are smiling from ear to ear, "Thank you for the treat!!"

"I've recorded the entire thing!"

Back in the interrogation room...

"Wha-what!? That was your plan all along!??"

"Not all of it, but it worked quite well."

"Y-you-!!"

The door suddenly opens, and the chief police announces, "You are released from our custody. It seemed like we have brought you in a misunderstanding. I'm sorry." He bowed deeply.

Ryuuto sighs, "Ahhh, what a pain! I feel quite mad actually, like I need a compensation or something!"

"What would you like us to compensate you for?" the chief asks.

"Agh, not some kind of compensation. Can you imagine this being brought out to the press? I can imagine your station in hellfire right now!"

"Alright, any kind of compensation, under our power, we will give to you."

"That's good..." Giggling ominously, Ryuuto casts a lustful glance at Chiki, and she flinches.

"I'd like to go to your camera room and have a copy of all the footage of when I came in and delete the originals."

"W-what? We can't do that. That's-"

"'Anything,' right?" he smirks.

"Y-yes, anything, sir."

The stiff chief is humbled by a high schooler.

***

"Whaaaaaaat!!??" the two security men who are assigned to the cameras exclaim in unison.

"Yes, he will have full power of all the footage when he entered this station up to this time."

"C-chief, isn't that ridiculous, for a student to have full control over the police's cameras?"

"Well, he has full control of the press' cameras. I have no choice but to satiate him."

Over to the computer screens, Ryuuto is focusing on one room, the interrogation room, where such nasty events has occured.

And the security men thought, "I thought he was on our side! Now we can't blackmail the all-standing Chiki-chan even if we know the truth! There's just no evidence!!"

And Ryuuto knows their exact thoughts, "Oh? You thought I was on your side? I was simply only using you as my data storage, fools!"

While the guards are grieving their loss, and the chief sighing in ultimate relief, Ryuuto leaves the police station.

Outside, the two previous women wait for Ryuuto.

"I can't believe you are our brother," the older woman remarks. And the younger only casts a glare.

Ryuuto sighs, "I can't believe you would treat your brother like that. That's why you both have no boyfriends."

The two women jolt, one responding juxtaposing to each other.

"I-I'm already married you know!?"

"Men are perverted beasts, like you!" the younger one states.

"Exactly," Ryuuto responds.

"What do you mean by exactly?" they ask.

"You guys don't just have an open mind and are outdated to the trends. Having a boyfriend while married is what's cool right now. It's like the Middle Ages where men had multiple mistresses, but now, in this age, gender equality exists."

"That logic is so wrong!!" the older exclaims.

"And you," Ryuuto points to the younger, "you're a beast."

"Excuse me?"

"You're beastly cute!!!" Ryuuto dashes to her in a blink of an eye and hugs her tightly, like a stuffed teddy bear.

"S-stop!! Let go of me, you pervert!!" she hammers Ryuuto's back, but it is so weak that it's harmless.

"Exactly what a bear would say!!" Ryuuto remarks

Then the older starts screaming, "Police!!! We have a sexual harasser!!"

But, the police paid no heed as they considered the factor that they are family members who are just teasing each other.

"What a rowdy family. Are these what the younger generations are like? Oh dear, the world's about to end," the chief murmurs.

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