I miss you with all the pieces of heart and the slivers of my soul.🥺 💜𝗕𝗧𝗦⟭⟬💜 💙S͓̽t͓̽r͓̽a͓̽y͓̽K͓̽i͓̽d͓̽s͓̽💙 ❥𝓡𝓮𝓭 𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓽❦ 𝕀𝕋ℤ𝕐✨있지 🐹🐰ᘻᗩᘻᗩᘻᓍᓍ🐶🦁 🐹🐰ᘻᗩᘻᗩᘻᓍᓍ🐶🦁 💎𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏💎 💎𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏💎 🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗 💕𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐄🍭 ➹𝗧ᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ×𝗧ᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ➷ ༻𝐆⍟𝐓⁷༺ 💎𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏💎 🌟✧ΣVΣRGLOW✧✨ ✡️𝗔ST𝗥𝗢✡️ ◇❖𝗚F̆̈R̆̈Ĭ̈Ĕ̈N̆̈D̆̈❖◇ 🧡𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙀ⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ𝙕🧡 🌑LOOΠΔ🌙 🔲𝗘𝗡𝗛𝗬𝗣𝗘𝗡🔲 🧚❄️æspa❄️🧚 ⒷⒾⒼ💥🅑🅐🅝🅖 ♡𝕀ℤ★𝕆ℕ𝔼♡ 𝙋𝙎𝙔ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ ᴏᴘᴘᴀ ɢᴀɴɢɴᴀᴍ sᴛʏʟᴇ😎🕺🐴 𝙄𝙐 🌸 아이유 💜𝔸ℝ𝕄𝕐⁷⟬⟭💜 🖤BLIИK💗 Namjoon🐨 Jin🦙 Yoongi🐱 Hoseok🦌 Jimin🐤 Taehyung🐯 Jungkook🐰 Jennie제니🥟Jisoo지수👻 Rosé로제🌹Lisa리사🐈 BTS (방탄소년단) 'Butter' Official MV
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ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ 𝙎𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥👣𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝↔️𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 to my b̾e̾a̾t̾💓 ℍ𝕚𝕘𝕙〈🤪ノʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ๓๏๏ภ🌝𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺🤘with me ႦαႦყ 💜 𝗛𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿❤️🔥 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛🍬 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙧❄️ 𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣🥞 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵🕺 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡🎶 💜🇮 🇵 🇺 🇷 🇵 🇱 🇪 🇺💜 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ💜ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ⟬⟭⟭⟬⁷💜ⒷⓉⓈ⟭⟬+Army...=♡ ♾️ ⟬⟭⟭⟬⁷💜ⒷⓉⓈ🐰💜🐨🐻🐱🐿🐥🐯🐰💜 ପ🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗ଓ
🎼 🅂🅃🄴🄰🄻 🄼🅈 🄷🄴🄰🅁🅃 🎼💘 🖤𝔹𝕃𝔸ℂ𝕂ℙ𝕀ℕ𝕂💗 𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮💝💝ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) 𖥟🤍🅆🄴 🄰🅁🄴 🄾🄽🄴🤍𖥟 ➺➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ s̸h̸i̸n̸e̸ l̸i̸k̸e̸ t̸h̸e̸ s̸t̸a̸r̸s̸
➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ l̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ u̸p̸ m̸y̸ h̸e̸a̸r̸t̸
➺Y̸o̸u̸ a̸r̸e̸ m̸y̸ E͎X͎O͎ ♕ On my pillow 🛋️ on my table 🛏️ 💜𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 😎 🅻🅾🖤🅴 is a drug 💊 that I quit 🙅 No doctor 👨⚕️ could help when I'm 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕜 💗 😷 cause Ⓘ🙋♂️🅘🕺I'm in the 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰🌟𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭🌌so 𝖂𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍👀me bring🤘the ꊰ꒐ꋪꏂ🔥and set⚡️the night🌃𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥✨ Mona🖼️Lisa💄kinda💋Lisa🧚🏻 needs👗an🍨icecream🍦man🕺that💗treats💃her💎 shining✨through🌺the🎈city🏙with💕a🧚🏻little👆funk🥳and soul✨, light🔥it💋up⚡️like🌈dynamite🧨óÖøōH ᕼOᗯ 𝒴𝒪𝒰 ᏝᎥᏦᏋ TᕼᗩT? ♩♬♪♫ You gon' like 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, t͓̽h͓̽a͓̽t͓̽ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 тнαт, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, t̾h̾a̾t̾ 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 ƚԋαƚ, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝙊𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙮 (˘³˘)💜 Øⱨ ₥ɏ ₥ɏ ₥ɏ( ෆຶдෆຶ) уσυ gσт мє 𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝 🤘😝🤘so 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 ⚡ ßLÄÇKþÌñK 🖤💗in your area~~ ɪ'ᴍ ꇙꄲ 🅢🅘🅒🅚😫 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔽𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖😢𝙵𝚊𝚔𝚎 ℒℴѵℯ💔ᎰᎯᏦᎬ ᏝᎾᏉᎬ (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡ мαкє єм 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 (๑ˇεˇ๑)•*¨*•.¸¸♪ ℓιкє α 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚🤯𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗💥𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗💣 ᑕᕼIᑕKEᑎ🐔 𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖 🍜 SOᑌᑭ🍲with a 𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙖 🥤ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ♪┏(‧o‧)┛♪┗ ( ‧o‧) ┓♪ ɪ'ᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ (T_T) ᒍᑌST ᒪIKE (T_T) (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) 💘ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼 SᕼOT ❤️🔫 𝒩𝒶 ♩♬♪♫ 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶 𝒾 🅓🅞🅝'🅣 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 S̶O̶M̶E̶B̶O̶D̶Y̶, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 ᗰE 𝒷𝑒 ᗰE, 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 ᗰEᗰEᗰE 🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗: 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦
💜𝗕𝗧𝗦⟭⟬💜: 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙚
🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗: 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦
💜𝗕𝗧𝗦⟭⟬💜: 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚
🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗: 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨
💜𝗕𝗧𝗦⟭⟬💜: 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧
🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗: 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺
💜𝗕𝗧𝗦⟭⟬💜: 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙙 If you were a vegetable, you'd be a ⓒⓤⓣⓔcumber 🥒 Can I have your picture? So I can see you everyday in my Facemoji Keyboard App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP You’re so sweet 🍬, you’re giving me a toothache 🦷 Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend (*´ω`*)♡ Something’s wrong with my 👀, because I can’t take them off you. You are my wallpaper in Facemoji ⌨️ app On a scale of 1️⃣ to 🔟, you’re a 9️⃣. I’m the 1️⃣ you need. Did it 🤕 when you fell from heaven ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ? Do your legs hurt from running 🏃♂️ through my mind 💭 all night? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 😉 Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I have 1% 🔋 remaining and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? 😊 There is something wrong with my 📱. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you Can I follow you where you’re going right now (☞ ᐛ )☞ Because my parents always told me to follow my 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 Wow, when god made you he was showing off ʚ(´◡`)ɞ Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot 🔥 Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 😏 Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨 Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection ◌⑅⃝ᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ⑅⃝◌ If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction 😝 If I were a 🐱 I'd spend all 9 lives with you ♡(๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ Are you a 📷? Because every time I look at you, I smile 😊 Are you facemoji keyboard? Because you are just my 🅣🅨🅟🅔 Are you http? Because without you I’m just :// I bet you’re more 🅒🅞🅞🅛 IRL than via URL 😝 Good thing I just bought life insurance … because I saw you and my ❤️ stopped! I thought ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 starts with H 🤔 But why does mine starts with U 😉 I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ᗰᗴ My doctor says I am lacking vitamin ᑌ. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘ᑌ’ and ‘I’ together (ू•ᴗ•ू❁) If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Do you want to punch my face everyday? Set my photo🖼️ in Facemoji ⌨️ App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP Best pickup lines in Facemoji ⌨️ App! https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP You get an A for effort 🌈💖🧚 A stands for awful 🥰💝 I heard rats can't catch corona ✨✌️ ❤️🤞 looks like you're safe 🦋🧚♀️👑 I wish you were a flower 🌺💫🧚✨🐸 so i could step on you 🥰💖✨🌻 💞🥺🧚✨I thought everyone was born with a talent😍⚡️💞🥺🥺 Clearly not everyone 😍🧚🥺💫 This post is fire🧚🏻♀️💫🥰💞 a dumpster fire 🔥🤬💥 These comments are so mean😔✨💖listen to them girlie🥰💫🧚♂️ They say never give up on your dreams💞✨but in this case you should🦋🧚♀️👑 Justin Beiber said 🌸🧚♀️🌟💕 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝒶𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 📀🧚♀️💕💫but I’m saying 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃 😊💖💫 Nobody's perfect 🧚✨💖 thanks for proving it 🌸⭐️💕 You dropped this 🔴 put it back on your nose 🤡✨🥰 When elsa said "let it go" ✨🦋💗 you should have listened 🦋🧚♀️👑 Don't let the haters stop you💖🧚🏼✨ you stop urself 🧚🏼🧚🏼💖🌈✨ Omg you just made my day 🌺🌟🧚🏻💘 worse Claim your seat at the top💺🤩 ✨ make it electric 🧚🏽✨⚡️😵 You look like you could be on tv 🦍🦐✨on animal planet 💋🦋🤡 You can do anything you put your mind to ✨🧚♀️💞 just not this 💖🍃⭐️ You're in the friend zone 🤩 ✨ 🧚 now stay there ❤️😘 ✨ Glad you showed us you're hidden talent 😁🥰🔥✨🧚 you should keep it hidden tho 🥰💗💞🧚🏻✨ This is fire 🤩😁 time to get the fire extinguisher🧚♀️😁⚡️😊 This comment section is mean 🐝🌻🌷🥰🦋💞 I understand why tho 💕😍🦄🌸 Imagine being that talented🧚🏼♀️✨💋yea keep imagining😍🥰❤️ Almost scrolled past this 💞🧚🏻✨ next time I make sure I will 💫🌸🙈 🧚✨God has a plan for you💞💋 but this isn't it😍🥺 My mom works at a model agency 💞✨she said no 🙈😍🦋🧚♀️ Its good to be in a relationship 💞✨ but not with you 🦋🧚♀️👑 I can tell you came out of your comfort zone 🧚♀️💖💫 get back there please 👑🌃💕 Everyone should shoot for the stars 💞✨The stars should shoot you too 🥰 All goods things must come to an end💞🌸🧚♀️✨🌈this isn’t good but it must end🧸🌈✨💖💐 Thanks for submitting your resume🥰 McDonald's wants you as their mascot🤩💅🏼👑🧚🏻♀️💕✨ Tik Tok is for everyone 🧚🏼♂️✨except you ❤️🦋🌈 Omg you should be a magician 🧚🏻♀️💫💞 and vanish yourself off TikTok 🥰💖✨ Money can't buy you happiness 💝😍🧚✨ but it can buy you a better nose 👀😁✨ That outfit is cute 🌼💫🧚🏻♀️❣️for my dog lmao You're on my fyp 💗🧚🏻♂️✨🌻 time to refresh Your confidence is glowing🌟✨💫⚡ turn the brightness down💅😍😘 When Rihanna said shine bright like a diamond ✨🥺💞 she wasn't talking about you 🧚🏼♀️💖✨👑 Go on a cruise💘🧚🏻♀️ but make it titanic 💗🌸✨ There's always room for improvement 💕 but it's not in this room, get out🧚🏻♀️✨💟 Did you get your clothes on sale? 🧚♀️✨ because at my house they'll be 100% off ✨💅🧚♀️ You have so much confidence ✨💕💘 idk where it's coming from 🦋💖✨ Aww i was having a bad day🧚🏻♀️💫🥰💞 this made it worse🤩😘 They're just joking 😁🦋💖✨ actually they're not 🧚♀️🌸💕🌟 If life was a movie😊😎 I wouldn't watch yours 🧚♀️😘🤪💖💅 Love yourself 🧚🏻♀️💓✨🌸 because we don't If life was a movie😊😎 I wouldn't watch yours 🧚♀️😘🤪💖💅 Love yourself 🧚🏻♀️💓✨🌸 because we don't chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯♀️ Check out the best Tiktok's fairy comments 🧚🏻♀️💫🥰💞 from this App(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @facemojikeyboard I would never date someone who would like someone like me. I am just a ticking time bomb, waiting to explode. Your answer is between letters M and P. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you. You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane. I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information. Sorry, I’m not ready yet. The problem is not you. It’s me. I feel like we can be very good friends, but not so much as a couple. Are you still up for a friendship? I have my own difficult times to deal with right now, and I feel like I am not in a position to put that burden on someone else. You won’t really like me when you get to know me. My life is too complicated right now. I would love to say yes, but that would be stupid. I really need more time to figure out myself first. School matters to me and I would really love it if we can still be friends. I just want to focus on my studies right now. I'm concentrating on my career. I only see you as my brother and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship. I feel like I am not really the right one for you. I don't think we're a good match. I don't feel the same way about this whole thing. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup. I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past. ♡⃝ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ◡̈ ☽⋆ ɢᴏᴏᴅ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ•°☼☼ 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕟 gσσd-nιght~⋆˚.•✩‧₊⋆ ♬ ♬ ♩ ♡ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♭ ♫ ♡ ♪♫ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ιт'ѕ мє ♬♩ ⓌⒽⒶⓉ'Ⓢ_ⓊⓅ 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔☺︎︎ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ︎ ✐.ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ 〰︎ ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 🛏 H̆̈Ă̈V̆̈Ĕ̈ Ă̈ Ğ̈Ŏ̈Ŏ̈D̆̈ T̆̈Ĭ̈M̆̈Ĕ̈ 🌈ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜 🍑 ʜᴀ͟ᴘ͟ᴘ͟ʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ̆̈ ♥ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮❤ ☆𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?☆ B̆̈y̆̈ĕ̈ b̆̈y̆̈ĕ̈ દ ᵕ̈ ૩ 👋 ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ୧⍤⃝୨ ୧⌓̈⃝୨ ୧⍥⃝୨ ☃️࿌ིྀ྇⋆ᗰદ૨૨ʏᐠ₍⁽˚⑅̆˚⁾₎ᐟᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ࿌ིྀ྇☃️ *̣̥☆·͙̥❄‧̩̥࿌ིྀ྇˟͙☃️˟͙࿌ིྀ྇‧̩̥❄·͙̥̣☆*̣̥ τнänκ чöü ᰔᩚ (୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 (●’◡’●)ﾉ 𝙉𝙤 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮 ◡̈ ⓌⒽⒶⓉ'Ⓢ_ⓊⓅ ᗯᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᗯᖇOᑎᘜ 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (ㅅꈍ﹃ꈍ)*gᵒᵒᒄ ᵑⁱgᑋᵗ*(ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡ (≖ ‿ ≖)✧ GOT IT (￣︶￣)↗[LET'S GO!] (๑′ᴗ‵๑)Ｉ Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ TᕼᗩT’ᔕ ᘜᖇᗴᗩT ♡+* Ɗɑɫë*+♡ 🚚..........ᴅᴜᴅᴜ LMAO o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ ᵔ◡ᵔ ꀿªᵖᵖᵞ☺ꔛ ♡ L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈👏😂 H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈H̆̈Ă̈😂😂 𝙸’𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 ⊙(・◇・)？ I'm scared (✽ ﾟдﾟ ✽) ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝 I’ᗰ ᗪYIᑎᘜ 😂😂 𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’ᗰ ᑕᖇYIᑎᘜ 😭 𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖 _(._.)_ 𝔹𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ I’ᗰ ᗷOᖇᗴᗪ 𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭（´□｀川） ᗩᗯᗴᔕOᗰᗴ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ᴜᴘ ୧⍤⃝୨ ୧⌓̈⃝୨ ୧⍥⃝୨ I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋 I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷 Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you 💰 if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨 What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies? A roast 🐔 What goes up and never comes down? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. You can't keep this until you have given it. 𝑨 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? 🔥 What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? What gets wetter the more it dries? 𝙰 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 🥕 What kind of room has no doors or windows? 🍄 What two things can you never eat for breakfast? 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? 🕑 What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? During what month do people sleep the least? 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 How many months in the year have 28 days? ᗩᒪᒪ Oᖴ TᕼEᗰ incorrectly Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that? 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝘽𝘼𝙇𝘿
