Kny Xuyên Ko Làm Ny Muichirou
chap1
n9( maji tadoma)
kny ra chap mới rồi hihi
n9( maji tadoma)
đi mua chap mới về đọc côi
n9( maji tadoma)
"cô vừa đi vừa đọc " mà ko bt gì cả tới khi .....
n9( maji tadoma)
ko lẽ mik sẽ chết vs cuốn truyện sao ^^
n9( maji tadoma)
chậc chậc
n9( maji tadoma)
đây là đâu
n9( maji tadoma)
ò cái ....G....Ì
n9( maji tadoma)
mik chết rồi sao ^^
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toii cho em xuyên ko bộ mà em thik
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đc cho thêm 5đ ước
n9( maji tadoma)
em có 5 hơi thở nhé
n9( maji tadoma)
đ2: em sẽ có 5 vũ khí
n9( maji tadoma)
đ3: em là ny của muichirou sau này
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ờm còn gì nữa khum
n9( maji tadoma)
dạ ₫4 ,₫5 em chx nghĩ ra
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ừm chường nào nghĩ ra thì nói ra ước nhé
n9( maji tadoma)
cho em thay đổi cốt truyện luôn ạ
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vậy là em vẫn còn 2₫ ước đó nhé tb em
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may là conbe ko phát hiện chứ ko là đi luôn
n9( maji tadoma)
đây là kny sao
n9( maji tadoma)
yep đúng vậy rồi
trong căn phòng đầy sự ấm áp
tadoma tejii
thức đi con hồi đi đó
tadoma tejii
trùi uii con ai mà xinh thế này
n9( maji tadoma)
thoiii con đi nha mẹ
tadoma tejii
ừm đi giữ gìn sức khỏe nhé baby
n9( maji tadoma)
cười tươi
n9( maji tadoma)
Theo như tình tiết mik bt thì ....
n9( maji tadoma)
hình như sắp có drama
n9( maji tadoma)
thoiii đi thoiii
n9( maji tadoma)
cô đi đụng vào douma
n9( maji tadoma)
giọng này quen quen
n9( maji tadoma)
thì.....phải
n9( maji tadoma)
ngước lên /omg /
n9( maji tadoma)
biến mất tiêu
đậu má ( douma
cô bé thật là hậu đậu quá ~~
n9( maji tadoma)
/tch/ sao lại gặp đậu má ở đây chứ
Tuy vậy mà các bạn ơi 5x2 vũ khí nhé
nếu các bạn cảm thấy chưa hay thì tạm thời bạn ko nên coiii truyện mình nhé mik sợ bị báo cáo nhắm
ít nhất là các bạn có coi truyện của mik thì đừng chs báo cáo nhé xin các bạn đó nha nha nha :3
n9( maji tadoma)
tính cách: hậu đậu, lạnh lùng và người ngoài,ấm áp vs ngthân
sở thích: bánh toyaki, ohari, sô-cô-la
ghét tea green, dẹo điếm,đĩ, cắt ngang lời nói !
sqđ( uzui tengen)
tính cách: khá hào nhoáng, nhiệt tình, khó ưa, ức híp congai,
sở thích: vk
muichirou tokitou
tính cách: hơi lạnh lùng đó nhé ,hơi trẻ con chút,giọng ấm
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sở thích mê truyện tranh,chat,xuyên ko thik đam ,ngôn,bách
ghét : hơi nhìu
đụt (tomioka gyuu
tính cách: lạnh lùng và cô độc và trầm tính
sở thik : đéo có
ghét :ai nói có nhìu ngghét khúc sau y cô
tea green
tính cách: mưu mô xảo quyệt và trầm tính ,khinh thường,dẹo ,điếm
chap2
cô đi đụng phải một người nào đó
đụt (tomioka gyuu
em ko sao chứ
n9( maji tadoma)
dạ ko sao trong kỉu /gặp idol gồi bây ơi hí hí/
đụt (tomioka gyuu
em ơi em
n9( maji tadoma)
trong tưởng tượng của bả kỉu :
đụt (tomioka gyuu
làm nũng vk
đụt (tomioka gyuu
/cười vv/
n9( maji tadoma)
chảy máu mũi:)))
ừm thì rất trong sáng chỉ chảy máu mũi thôi hổng bị gì hớt á
đụt (tomioka gyuu
em /hét to/
n9( maji tadoma)
dạ .....D....ạ ...... /lắp bắp,/
đụt (tomioka gyuu
sao vậy /cười trừ/
n9( maji tadoma)
dạ hổng gì em tên là majii ạ
đụt (tomioka gyuu
anh tên giyuuu nhé
n9( maji tadoma)
vậy anh là một trụ cột ạ
n9( maji tadoma)
vì sao phải làm trụ cột vậy / bt mà vẫn hỏi /
đụt (tomioka gyuu
uk để đi giết quỷ á majii
đụt (tomioka gyuu
ukm mà thoii anh nhé tạm biệt em anh về ko chúa côg tưởng anh chết nữa thì mêtj
n9( maji tadoma)
ò vậy thoiii anh đi đi ạ
chúa côg ( oyakata )
con về gòi sao giyuu
Shinobu
ara~ara anh ta có rất nhiều ngghét lắm ạ /khinh bủy/ :)))
chúa côg ( oyakata )
thoiii nào đừng cải nữa...../phụt/
Shinobu
chúa côg ngài.....ko sao chứ
chúa côg ( oyakata )
lan ra phân nữa người gồi sao thật tồi tệ mà tch/
???
sao ngài oyakata lại bị bệnh đó nữa gồi )haizz)
nham trụ
Mô phật.: ngài thật sự ko sao chứ/khóc/
kanae
ngài lại tái phát à oyakata
chúa côg ( oyakata )
ko sao đâu ta nghĩ ngơi là ko sao nữa goiif
chúa côg ( oyakata )
tất cả m.n : vâg /luii xuống
chúa côg ( oyakata )
con là....
n9( maji tadoma)
vâg con chào ngài con là majii
chúa côg ( oyakata )
sao con bt ta
n9( maji tadoma)
vâg con nghe danh ngài đã lâu xuống núi giúp ngài chữa trị bệnh ấy
chúa côg ( oyakata )
ồ chữa đc ko vậy
đág nhẽ còn 1 năm nữa ngài ấy sẽ chết nhưng nhờ có cô nên ngài ấy sống thêm đc 10 năm nữa
chúa côg ( oyakata )
cảm ơn con rất nhiều nhé
n9( maji tadoma)
vậy con đi nhé tb
chúa côg ( oyakata )
vẫy tay tb 'cô"
xem vết thương cũ và mới nhé
Shinobu
khuôn mặt của ngài..../hét/
Shinobu
tất cả m.n: ngạc nhiên
???
ai có thể cao tay đến vậy chứ
chúa côg ( oyakata )
đừng bàn đén vc này nữa nhé BH chúng ta hãy cùng nhau giết lũ quỷ kia đi nhé các trụ cột
chúa côg ( oyakata )
bye nhé
n9( maji tadoma)
bye các bợn nhé
sqđ( uzui tengen)
bye /thật hào nhoáng/
đụt (tomioka gyuu
bye/đụt/
tea green
bye các bạn giọng dẹo ~~
gengoku
thật nhiệt huyết bye
em gái của kanae shinobu
Takizawa từ đặc biệt/là bye á nha/
thông báo
muichirou tokitou
chào ngài ạ
chúa côg ( oyakata )
ừm chào con thức gồi sao Hà trụ
à m. n ơi Ha trụ làm trụ cột trước cô á
co chữ kí mik trong đó hihi
tg (ari)
hi lần đầu gặp tg như mik nhỉ hihi
tg (ari)
tao tg hay mày là tg Hả nè ngồi lên đầu tao luôn đi
tg (ari)
mày cam dùm tao là đc gòi ko cần quá là lố đau ok
tg (ari)
có chứ ko lẽ hổng vô
đậu má ( douma
các ngươi tìm đc chx hả
đậu má ( douma
vô dụng :))
???
ko sao đâu ạ sẽ ko có lần sao nữa /run người /
đậu má ( douma
đc ta cho các ngươi thêm thời gian đó nếu ko tìm đc thì ta sẽ xé xác ngươi đóa
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:333 hay vãi ò lun
fan : cười vừa vừa thoiii ko là khùng đó
n9( maji tadoma)
ê diêm dương
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cais gì ước lẹ :))) ta còn nhìu vc lắm
n9( maji tadoma)
rầu bt rầu
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∩ ∩
(๑^◡^๑)
┏♪━・━〇━・〇・━+☆+┓
Hello, how are you?
┗+☆+━・━・━ + ━・━♬┛
diêm dương
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.🙃
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You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.🙃
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.🙃
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.🙃
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.🙃
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I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.🙃
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If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.🙃
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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.🙃
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°* (\(\ ⠀(\ /) Thx!
⊹.(๑´³`(⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)˚. ⊹
°* /⌒つ ⊹O )⊹.°⊹.°*
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⠀ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ Thank you ♡∧_∧
♡ ♡ ・ω・)
♡ ♡ ⊂ノ
♡ ♡ しーJ
♡
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╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮
♡ ᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵒ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ♡
♡ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵍˡ
\/___/
muichirou tokitou
tạm biệt
tg (ari)
cute đúng là con ta / sịt máu mũi /
đưa nó vào bệnh viện mau vì sao á vì mất máu quá nhìu
You just KNEW I had a busy week at work so you didn’t want to text and distract me…wow. So considerate. You really are one of a kind 😉
How are your thumbs?? Worried... they must be broken and you could no longer text back 😰
Bet there's a super long, elaborate response headed my way 😉
Lucky for you, you’re as cute as you are slow at texting…🤭
I thought Halloween was a work holiday.🎇
I was watching something on TV and really wanted to see the end.📺
A zebra was running down the highway and held up traffic. 🦓
I couldn’t eat breakfast—I ran out of milk for cereal and had to buy some before getting ready for work.🥛
I got a hairbrush stuck in my hair.🤭
I fell asleep in the car when I got to work.🚙
SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who DESERVE me.😉😉😉
What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!🤣
You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!😘
You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.😘
You're like my asthma, you take my breath away 😮💨.
I have facemoji keyboard!
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tg (ari)
m. n có thể là mik ko thể ra chap trong một thời gian huhu vì mik đang chuẩn bị ôn cuối kỳ 1 rồi huhu tb. mn nhe hẹn ngày tái ngộ ^^
???
My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.😶
???
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.😶
muichirou tokitou
┳┻|
┻┳| How's going?
┳┻| ヘヘ
┻┳|・ο・)
┳┻|⊂ ノ
┻┳| J
muichirou tokitou
/⌒ヽ
| |
| | /⌒ヽ
(⌒v⌒)|/ | |
> ○ < ヽ_ノ
(_人_) \
| / ̄ ̄ ̄\ |Hi💖
ヽ( ● o < )ノ
>―亠―<
\_ノヽ_/
muichirou tokitou
Wassssup?
∧_∧ ∧_∧
(( ・∀・ ))・∀・) )
`\ ∧ ノ
/ |/ |
(_ノ_)_ノL_)
muichirou tokitou
⠀ ︵ Hi~
(''\(●-●)
\ / 0\ \
( )''
\__T__/
muichirou tokitou
∩ ∩
(๑^◡^๑)
┏♪━・━〇━・〇・━+☆+┓
Hello, how are you?
┗+☆+━・━・━ + ━・━♬┛
muichirou tokitou
┛I am coming!
∧,,∧
(・ω・`) /|
/くT ̄ ̄二=二] 三二─
 ̄ ̄ ̄\二\
muichirou tokitou
\ ∧,,∧
(,,・∀・) Meow
███████ ═╮
███████ ▏ ∥
███████ ═╯
◥█████◤
muichirou tokitou
⠀⠀⠀⠀/)_/)☆ Hello~
⠀⠀/(๑^᎑^๑)っ \
/| ̄∪ ̄  ̄ |\/
⠀|_____|/
muichirou tokitou
/
⠀ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ Thank you ♡∧_∧
♡ ♡ ・ω・)
♡ ♡ ⊂ノ
♡ ♡ しーJ
♡
muichirou tokitou
૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა
./づᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘~~~~♡
muichirou tokitou
˚∧_∧ + —̳͟͞͞💗
( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 +
(つ < —̳͟͞͞💗
| _つ + —̳͟͞͞💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 ˚
`し´
muichirou tokitou
{\__/} {\__/}
( • . •) ( • - •) THANK YOU
/ >❤️ 💜< \
muichirou tokitou
I accomplished nothing today. Not a single productive thing. But I hung out with you, so, yeah, today was good.🎉
đụt (tomioka gyuu
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."😖
đụt (tomioka gyuu
I can remove 90% of your beauty with a wet tissue.😖
đụt (tomioka gyuu
I miss you more than the desert misses the rain.🥺
tea green
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!🤣
tea green
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.🤣
tea green
Kids have crushes, men have girlfriends, and legends stay single.😎😎😎
tea green
I am single because I’m too sexy for everyone.🥰🥰🥰
tea green
I couldn’t eat breakfast—I ran out of milk for cereal and had to buy some before getting ready for work.🥛
tea green
I forgot that the company had changed locations.🏢
tea green
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. It was a gummy candy fly leftover from Halloween. She had run out of chocolate.🍫
tea green
Angry is ugly, forgiveness is sexiness. Forgive me, please? 🥺
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.😘
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Thank goodness my heart has four parts, otherwise I don't know where I'd keep all my love for you!😘
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Help!!! I've fallen for you and now I can't get up (′▽`〃)
chúa côg ( oyakata )
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.🙃
chúa côg ( oyakata )
{\__/} {\__/}
( • . •) ( • - •) THANK YOU
/ >❤️ 💜< \
chúa côg ( oyakata )
・*・ ∧,,∧ ∧_∧ ・*・
'. ( 。・ω・)(・ω・。 ) .'
'・ | つ♥と |.・'
*゚' ・。。・゚ '*
τнänκ чöü ♬*゜
chúa côg ( oyakata )
˚∧_∧ + —̳͟͞͞💗
( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 +
(つ < —̳͟͞͞💗
| _つ + —̳͟͞͞💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 ˚
`し´
chúa côg ( oyakata )
╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮
┃ Happy Halloween! ┃
╰━━━┳━━━━━━━━╯
╰╮
▁▁
╲ ╲
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╱ ╱╲ ╱╲ ╲
▏ ▔▔ ▔▔ ▕
▏▕╲╱╲╱╲╱╲╱▏ ▕
╲ ╲╱╲╱╲╱╲╱ ╱
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chúa côg ( oyakata )
Hey pumpkin🎃, I bet I can put a smile on your face!
tg (ari)
⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰᵃʰᵃ
tg (ari)
Double, double, toil and trouble … Best witches for this All Hallows Eve!
tg (ari)
Wow, when god made you he was showing off ʚ(´◡`)ɞ
tg (ari)
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend (*´ω`*)♡
tg (ari)
Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you 🩹
tg (ari)
Can you hold my hand? I want to tell my friends that I have been touched by an angel. ❤️
tg (ari)
I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them.🤣
tg (ari)
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?🤣
tg (ari)
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨
tg (ari)
You’ve stolen a pizza 🍕 my heart.
tg (ari)
Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.😉 💕𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐄🍭 💕𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐄🍭
tg (ari)
დ .•*””*•. 𝕀 ♡ 𝕌 •*””*•.დ ᵐᶦˢˢᵧₒᵤᵐᶦˢˢᵧₒᵤᵐᶦˢˢᵧₒᵤᵐᶦˢˢᵧₒᵤ
tg (ari)
💞🥺🧚✨I thought everyone was born with a talent😍⚡️💞🥺🥺 Clearly not everyone 😍🧚🥺💫
tg (ari)
Omg you just made my day 🌺🌟🧚🏻💘 worse Claim your seat at the top💺🤩 ✨ make it electric 🧚🏽✨⚡️😵

tg (ari)
You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane. I am just a ticking time bomb, waiting to explode. We’ve got really bad chemistry and I wasn’t a very good student. My palm reader said it would be really bad for me. Sorry, I’m not ready yet. I feel like we can be very good friends, but not so much as a couple. Are you still up for a friendship? You won’t really like me when you get to know me. I have my own difficult times to deal with right now, and I feel like I am not in a position to put that burden on someone else. My life is too complicated right now. I would love to say yes, but that would be stupid. I really need more time to figure out myself first. School matters to me and I would really love it if we can still be friends. I just want to focus on my studies right now. I'm concentrating on my career. I only see you as my brother and nothing more. I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship. I feel like I am not really the right one for you. I don't think we're a good match. I don't feel the same way about this whole thing. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup.
tg (ari)
𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕟 ɢᴏᴏᴅ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ•°☼☼ gσσd-nιght~⋆˚.•✩‧₊⋆
tg (ari)
𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔☺︎︎ ✐.ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ 〰︎ H̆̈Ă̈V̆̈Ĕ̈ Ă̈ Ğ̈Ŏ̈Ŏ̈D̆̈ T̆̈Ĭ̈M̆̈Ĕ̈
tg (ari)
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
tg (ari)
A roast 🐔 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 short 🔥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦
tg (ari)
Ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ 💝 τнänκ чöü ᰔᩚ
tg (ari)
L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈ŏ̈L̆̈👏😂 ᵔ◡ᵔ ꀿªᵖᵖᵞ☺ꔛ ♡
tg (ari)
➺➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ s̸h̸i̸n̸e̸ l̸i̸k̸e̸ t̸h̸e̸ s̸t̸a̸r̸s̸
➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ l̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ u̸p̸ m̸y̸ h̸e̸a̸r̸t̸
➺Y̸o̸u̸ a̸r̸e̸ m̸y̸ E͎X͎O͎ ♕
tg (ari)
ପ🖤BLΛƆKPIИK💗ଓ
🎼 🅂🅃🄴🄰🄻 🄼🅈 🄷🄴🄰🅁🅃 🎼💘 ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ💜ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ On my pillow 🛋️ on my table 🛏️ 💜𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 😎 ➺➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ s̸h̸i̸n̸e̸ l̸i̸k̸e̸ t̸h̸e̸ s̸t̸a̸r̸s̸
➺➺Y̸o̸u̸ l̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ u̸p̸ m̸y̸ h̸e̸a̸r̸t̸
➺Y̸o̸u̸ a̸r̸e̸ m̸y̸ E͎X͎O͎ ♕ 🅻🅾🖤🅴 is a drug 💊 that I quit 🙅 No doctor 👨⚕️ could help when I'm 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕔𝕜 💗 😷 Mona🖼️Lisa💄kinda💋Lisa🧚🏻 needs👗an🍨icecream🍦man🕺that💗treats💃her💎 cause Ⓘ🙋♂️🅘🕺I'm in the 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰🌟𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭🌌so 𝖂𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍👀me bring🤘the ꊰ꒐ꋪꏂ🔥and set⚡️the night🌃𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥✨
tg (ari)
𝙊𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙮 (˘³˘)💜 Øⱨ ₥ɏ ₥ɏ ₥ɏ( ෆຶдෆຶ) уσυ gσт мє 𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝 🤘😝🤘so 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 ⚡
tadoma tejii
ᕼOᗯ 𝒴𝒪𝒰 ᏝᎥᏦᏋ TᕼᗩT? ♩♬♪♫ You gon' like 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, t͓̽h͓̽a͓̽t͓̽ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 тнαт, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, t̾h̾a̾t̾ 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 ƚԋαƚ, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 ßLÄÇKþÌñK 🖤💗in your area~~
n9( maji tadoma)
ᕼOᗯ 𝒴𝒪𝒰 ᏝᎥᏦᏋ TᕼᗩT? ♩♬♪♫ You gon' like 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, t͓̽h͓̽a͓̽t͓̽ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 тнαт, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, t̾h̾a̾t̾ 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 ƚԋαƚ, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉
n9( maji tadoma)
💘ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼 SᕼOT ❤️🔫 𝒩𝒶 ♩♬♪♫ 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶 мαкє єм 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙚 (๑ˇεˇ๑)•*¨*•.¸¸♪ ℓιкє α 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚🤯𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗💥𝙗𝙤𝙢𝙗💣 ɪ'ᴍ ꇙꄲ 🅢🅘🅒🅚😫 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔽𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖😢𝙵𝚊𝚔𝚎 ℒℴѵℯ💔ᎰᎯᏦᎬ ᏝᎾᏉᎬ (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
tea green
Once there was a bunny who loved candy. He ate too much and got a stomachache. That’s why most bunnies eat carrots.🥕🐇
tea green
This little piggy went to Target. He needed paper towels.🐷
tea green
Once there was a big horse who didn’t like water. He drank chocolate milk instead.🐎🍫🥛
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I am single not because I don’t pray for love I’m single because I don’t play with LOVE.😌😌😌
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Kids have crushes, men have girlfriends, and legends stay single.😎😎😎
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Stay Single. No Fake promises, No fake Emotions, You’ll save lots of money, and even your image won’t get damage.❤️❤️❤️
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Your answer is between letters M and P. 🙅♀️
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I don't feel the same way about this whole thing. 🙅♀️
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I'm concentrating on my career. 🙅♀️
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Do you want 🍔🍟?
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Do you want 🥞🧇🥯🥐?
chúa côg ( oyakata )
What kind of trouble are you going to get up to this weekend?
chúa côg ( oyakata )
What do you consider the worst smell in the world and why?
chúa côg ( oyakata )
There's something in you that the world needs.🤗
chúa côg ( oyakata )
Life is not a waste as long as there is at least one person in the world who cares for you. So when things go wrong and you feel like giving up — remember you’ve got me.🤗
muichirou tokitou
There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud.🤗
muichirou tokitou
⠀⠀⠀⠀/)_/)☆ Hello~
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/| ̄∪ ̄  ̄ |\/
⠀|_____|/
tg (ari)
J⠀ 🌷🌸🌷🌸 Thanks!
🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸
Λ🌷🌸🌷🌸🌷
( ˘ ᵕ ˘🌷🌸🌷
ヽ つ\ /
UU / 🎀 \
tg (ari)
{\__/} {\__/}
( • . •) ( • - •) THANK YOU
/ >❤️ 💜< \
đậu má ( douma
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.🙃
đậu má ( douma
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.🙃
tadoma tejii
Look at you, now look at me 👀
tadoma tejii
You say I’m good because you’re a Blink. Everyone, don’t think like that. The way you look at me and the way the world looks at me can be different.
???
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.😶
???
I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies.😶
diêm dương
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.🤣
diêm dương
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.🤣
n9( maji tadoma)
I want to eat you right now. Err...I meant I want to eat with you right now 🤪.
n9( maji tadoma)
Stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. Instead, ask why you always cross my mind 🐓.
sqđ( uzui tengen)
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee.🤣
sqđ( uzui tengen)
What do you call a pig who does karate? Pork chop!🤣
đụt (tomioka gyuu
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.🤭
đụt (tomioka gyuu
Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.❤️
tea green
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you have my number…so text me maybe? 🤓
tea green
Bet there's a super long, elaborate response headed my way 😉
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I'm not perfect. I made mistakes. But when I say "I'm sorry" I really meant it.🙇♂️
chúa côg ( oyakata )
I'm sorry for my mistake. I'll make sure it never happens again. I sincerely apologize.🙇♂️
nezuko
Life is too short for us to dwell on sadness. Cheer up and live life to the fullest.🤗
nezuko
Once a squirrel invited his friends to a party. It was a squirrel party. They ran around and ate nuts until everyone had to go home.🐿
nezuko
Once a little boy built a rocket ship. He flew to Jupiter because he felt gassy.😂
nezuko
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.🐻
nezuko
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
obanai
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.🙃
obanai
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.🙃
obanai
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?😶
obanai
I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.😶
mitsuri
Even if we are apart, we will stay with you 🖤💗
mitsuri
Hit you with that ddu-du ddu-du du! 👆
nham trụ
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.😶
nham trụ
⠀ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ Thank you ♡∧_∧
♡ ♡ ・ω・)
♡ ♡ ⊂ノ
♡ ♡ しーJ
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sanemi
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.🙃
sanemi
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.🙃
sanemi
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.🙃
sanemi
I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.🙃
sanemi
Your IQ is roughly around room temperature.🙃
sanemi
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.🙃
sanemi
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?🙃
sanemi
It's not that I'm smarter than you, its just that you're dumber than everyone else.🙃
sanemi
This may be cheesy🧀, but I think you’re grate
sanemi
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akaza
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Ten months.😶
akaza
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.😶
akaza
I’m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn’t know it was a secret.😶
akaza
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.😶
akaza
Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?😶
akaza
There are two sides to every story... and you're a jerk in both of them.😶
akaza
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.🙃
akaza
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.🙃
akaza
It's not that I'm smarter than you, its just that you're dumber than everyone else.🙃
akaza
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.🙃
akaza
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.😖
kanae
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Ten months.😖
kanae
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*゚' ・。。・゚ '*
τнänκ чöü ♬*゜
kanae
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(,,・∀・) Meow
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