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I don't have crush... Tips: Make your own content and long press to send automatically. I would never date someone who would like someone like me. We’ve got really bad chemistry and I wasn’t a very good student. I am just a ticking time bomb, waiting to explode. My palm reader said it would be really bad for me. Your answer is between letters M and P. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you. You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane. I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information. Sorry, I’m not ready yet. The problem is not you. It’s me.  I feel like we can be very good friends, but not so much as a couple. Are you still up for a friendship? I have my own difficult times to deal with right now, and I feel like I am not in a position to put that burden on someone else. You won’t really like me when you get to know me.  My life is too complicated right now. I would love to say yes, but that would be stupid. I really need more time to figure out myself first. School matters to me and I would really love it if we can still be friends. I just want to focus on my studies right now. I only see you as my brother and nothing more.  I'm concentrating on my career. I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship. I feel like I am not really the right one for you. I don't think we're a good match. I don't feel the same way about this whole thing.  I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup.  I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋 I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷 Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you 💰 if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨 What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies? What goes up and never comes down? What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. You can't keep this until you have given it. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? What gets wetter the more it dries? Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? What's orange and sounds like a parrot? What kind of room has no doors or windows? What two things can you never eat for breakfast? 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔! What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? During what month do people sleep the least? 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 How many months in the year have 28 days? Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?

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I don't have crush... I'm a WONMEN I would never date someone who would like someone like me. We’ve got really bad chemistry and I wasn’t a very good student. I am just a ticking time bomb, waiting to explode. My palm reader said it would be really bad for me. Your answer is between letters M and P. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m sorry, but I’m not meant for you. You are not my Spider-Man and I am not your Mary Jane. I know someone that would be a better fit for you. I’ll email you her information. The problem is not you. It’s me. Sorry, I’m not ready yet.  I feel like we can be very good friends, but not so much as a couple. Are you still up for a friendship? I have my own difficult times to deal with right now, and I feel like I am not in a position to put that burden on someone else. My life is too complicated right now. You won’t really like me when you get to know me.  I really need more time to figure out myself first. I would love to say yes, but that would be stupid. School matters to me and I would really love it if we can still be friends. I just want to focus on my studies right now. I'm concentrating on my career. I only see you as my brother and nothing more.  I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship. I feel like I am not really the right one for you. I don't feel the same way about this whole thing.  I don't think we're a good match. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup.  I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨

What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies? What goes up and never comes down? What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? You can't keep this until you have given it. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a ⓒⓤⓣⓔcumber 🥒 Can I have your picture? So I can see you everyday in my Facemoji Keyboard App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP You’re so sweet 🍬, you’re giving me a toothache 🦷 Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend (*´ω`*)♡ Something’s wrong with my 👀, because I can’t take them off you. You are my wallpaper in Facemoji ⌨️ app On a scale of 1️⃣ to 🔟, you’re a 9️⃣. I’m the 1️⃣ you need. Do your legs hurt from running 🏃‍♂️ through my mind 💭 all night? Did it 🤕 when you fell from heaven ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ? Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 😉 There is something wrong with my 📱. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? I have 1% 🔋 remaining and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? 😊 Can I follow you where you’re going right now (☞ ᐛ )☞ Because my parents always told me to follow my 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot 🔥 Wow, when god made you he was showing off ʚ(´◡`)ɞ Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧ Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 😏 Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection ◌⑅⃝ᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ⑅⃝◌ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨 If I were a 🐱 I'd spend all 9 lives with you ♡(๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction 😝 Are you facemoji keyboard? Because you are just my 🅣🅨🅟🅔 Are you a 📷? Because every time I look at you, I smile 😊 I bet you’re more 🅒🅞🅞🅛 IRL than via URL 😝 Are you http? Because without you I’m just :// I thought ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 starts with H 🤔 But why does mine starts with U 😉 Good thing I just bought life insurance … because I saw you and my ❤️ stopped! My doctor says I am lacking vitamin ᑌ. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ᗰᗴ If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘ᑌ’ and ‘I’ together (ू•ᴗ•ू❁) Do you want to punch my face everyday? Set my photo🖼️ in Facemoji ⌨️ App https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP Best pickup lines in Facemoji ⌨️ App! https://bit.ly/FacemojiAPP I'm concentrating on my career. I only see you as my brother and nothing more.  I'm sorry, I just didn't feel a connection. I’m only interested in friendship. I feel like I am not really the right one for you. I don't feel the same way about this whole thing.  I don't think we're a good match. I need more time to heal my wounds from my previous breakup.  I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. I need more time and space to absorb and accept everything that happened in the past. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand. I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋 One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷 Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you 💰 if you can prove that you don't need it. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨 What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies? A roast 🐔 What goes up and never comes down? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. 𝑨 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 You can't keep this until you have given it. 🔥 What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 What part of the Turkey has the most feathers? 𝙰 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕 What gets wetter the more it dries? 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔! Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? 🥕 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 🍄 What kind of room has no doors or windows? 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 What two things can you never eat for breakfast? 🕑 What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? 𝘍𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. During what month do people sleep the least? 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty? ᗩᒪᒪ Oᖴ TᕼEᗰ How many months in the year have 28 days? Incorrectly Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that? 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝘽𝘼𝙇𝘿