Chaos Group - NewJeans

Chapter 1 - Meet

"Warning: This story contains a lot of chaotic energy. This includes, but is not limited to, backstabbing, betrayal,being humiliated the moment someone turns their back, and incomprehensible decisions. Read with entertainment in mind and be aware with the cussings.."

Minji

Hi, im Kim Minji 😌✌️

Minji

I'm the oldest in our friend group, which means I have to take responsibility for everyone 🫩

Minji

Unfortunately, everyone in this group is completely hopeless 🥺

Minji

Especially Hanni.

Minji

No offense.

Minji

Actually, full offense.

Hanni

Hey!! Im Hanni-chan!

Minji

Shut the fuck up, aint nobody callin u cute.

Hanni

First of all, I would like to say that Minji is lying! (Im gonna kill you.)

Hanni

Second, she acts like she's responsible, but she's usually the one causing problems. 🙄

Hanni

Third, don't listen to her 😘

Minji

WHAT

Hanni

Thank you~

Danielle

Hello everyone! I'm Danielle!

Danielle

I love my friends very much! 🥺

Danielle

Even though they argue every five minutes 😗

Danielle

Even though they steal my food 😠

Danielle

Even though they blame me for things I didn't do 😚

Hanni

YOU DID-

Danielle

I still love them, most of the time 🐕

Hanni

oh.

Haerin

Hi.

Haerin

Im Haerin.

Haerin

I don't really know what to say.

Minji

...

Danielle

Be confident! 😣

Hanni

Be confident! 🫩✌️

Danielle

[glance] hey, I was helping her! 😠

Haerin

You act like a robot.

Danielle

....

Hyein

Hi everyone im NewJeans Hyein~

Hyein

Im the youngest here..

Hyein

I joined this group because I thought they were cool.

Hyein

But no..

Hyein

Chaos.

Hyein

Every minute, save me.

Hanni

No.

Minji

Danielle

Naur

Haerin

No...

Hanni

Anyways..

Hanni

Do you know what time it is?

Minji

Hanni

Its time for a diss battle baby..

Minji

Baby? Did you just called me baby?

Haerin

You fucking idiot..

Danielle

I can't roast, im scared.

Hyein

I will start since im the best 🙄

Hyein

Haerin your hair looks ass today

Minji

When does her hair even look good.

Haerin

...

Haerin

Why do you always pick me first you bitch.

Haerin

atleast I do show my hair

Haerin

Your insecure ass covers it with a beanie..

Hyein

Haerin shut the fuck up or I swear to god I'll smack you in the face

Hanni

How about u come smack me instead.

Danielle

Can we not

Minji

Y'all are gay asf, this was suppose to be a diss battle not a gay battle..

Hyein

Minji you're just mad because Hanni is my wife.

Danielle

Okay how many people is with Hanni in a relationship because this is getting out of hand

Minji

Hyein Idfk why you're bringing this up..

Hanni

Oh so it is true..

Minji

no its not..

Hanni

Anyways, Haerin hows the weather up there..

Haerin

Can u and ur dumbass old gf stop targeting me all the time.

Haerin

The weather is fine here, thank you.

Danielle

Haerin you have something on your chin.

Haerin

Wait, here?

Danielle

No the third one

Haerin

...

Hyein

that's the funniest thing Dani has said in a while

Haerin

Dani wtf I thought you're on my side.

Minji

The only beside you is only the fries and burgers

Haerin

y'all are fucking bitches.

Hanni

Haerin you are the one who wanted a diss battle.

Haerin

I didn't.?

Hanni

Minji u lwk look like a potato..

Danielle

An old one too.

Minji

First of all I'm literally 21.

Minji

And second of all Hanni you sound like an Iphone

Minji

Who even lets bro debut 😭✌️

Hanni

...

Danielle

Emotional much.

Hyein

Wtf minji

Hyein

You were dragging it

Minji

And you weren't dragging it when u mentioned Hanni.

Hyein

Idiot.

Chapter 2 - Big Chicken annoys the group

"Warning: a big chicken burst into the dorm"

Hyein

Hey, I'm ready for the trip!

Hanni

Hyein you fucking bitch.

Haerin

it's 4AM u fucking idiot..

Hyein

Well the trip starts at 8AM!

Minji

Are u like a..

Hyein

What?

Minji

A pink starfish.

Minji

With a sponge friend.

Hyein

...

Danielle

Can we sleep?

Minji

Yes you can ofc duh

Danielle

But Hanni u can't just curse like that to your husband 🥺

Minji

...

Hanni

JUST SLEEP DUDE

Haerin

Why are we talking gay stuff when my eyes r literally at half level.

Hyein

Haerin you're mad because you're just a lazy ass

Haerin

ITS STILL SO FUCKING EARLY

Hanni

OKAY CLEAR THIS CAN WE GO TO SLEEP

Haerin

Yes rn

Hyein

Aww..

Hanni

You can sleep next to me Hyein.

Minji

No.

Hyein

I don't sleep.

Hyein

I take photos

Danielle

Of who?

Hyein

A cat.

Danielle

Awh!! Can I too?

Minji

Dani u know who it is.

Danielle

...

Danielle

Well I'm not anymore.

Haerin

Why?

Hanni

You fucking idiot

Haerin

I'm leaving the room y'all talkin nonsense and won't give me a reason

Danielle

Wait no! Honey, I'm joking.

"Everyone: ..."

Minji

Excuse me..

Hanni

DANIELLE?

Danielle

No no I'm talking about the cat getting a heart attack in my stomach

Haerin

Dani..?

Hyein

Daerin!

Haerin

Can u stop making up ship names I'm not gay.

Hyein

Well you're lesbian.

Haerin

What?

Hanni

Oh my god Haerin.

Haerin

isn't it loving the same gender you'll call it "gay?"

Minji

Gay is a male loving a male. Lesbian is more obvious which is a female loving a female.

Haerin

WHAT

Haerin

So I've been lied this whole time?

Hyein

actually no you're just a dumbass

Haerin

Trust me I'm leaving this dorm in 3 seconds.

Hanni

1 2 3 okay bye.

Haerin

...

Haerin

I trusted y'all.

Haerin

I hate yall

Haerin

*leaves*

Hyein

Actually what did we do.

Hanni

Danielle, go comfort her

Danielle

It's not my problem

Haerin

EXCUSE ME, MS DANI?

Danielle

HOW DID U APPEAR-

Haerin

Why didnt you come comfort me?

Haerin

do u hate me?

Haerin

Do you not trust in our relationship?

Haerin

Do u not love me?

Haerin

Do you..

Danielle

Haerin I was joking..

Haerin

*pulls out a grenade*

Hanni

WAIT HAERIN

Minji

HAERIN-

Hyein

WHAT

Danielle

what's going on.

"BOOOOOOOOMMM!!!"

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