The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋 The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. A balanced diet means a cupcake 🧁🧁 in each hand. I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? I'm not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. I'm not lazy, I am on energy saving mode 🔋 One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth 🦷 Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you 💰 if you can prove that you don't need it. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry... The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. I am your 𝘽𝙁𝙁, your 𝘽𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝙁𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as them. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. The road to success is 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 under construction 🚧 Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet? Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart 💨
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