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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.🙃

Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?🙃

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.😖

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.😖

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.😖

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If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.😶

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Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?😶

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You're as useful as a chocolate teapot.😶

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.🙃

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.🙃

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Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?🙃

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Single and ready to mingle... just not today 🙃 #ForeverAlone #Facemoji

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You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.🐻

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You're the reason they invented double doors!🐻

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Too fat to find a job? You could always become a 4-chin teller.🐻

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I'm not gonna sugar coat this for you, because if I did, you'd eat it. You're fat.🐻

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.🐻

You look like a before picture.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC🍟.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.🙃

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.🙃

Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?🙃

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I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.🙃

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If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.🙃

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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.🙃

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It's not that I'm smarter than you, its just that you're dumber than everyone else.🙃

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